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Zion Williamson walking along the Great Wall of China “If I lived here, this would definitely be my escape.”



Zion Williamson walking along the Great Wall of China “If I lived here, this would definitely be my escape.”

by Fit-Structure-9395

40 Comments

  1. Noodles_Crusher

    No one told him there’s nature outside of New Orleans too? Parts of the great wall are like 45 miles from Beijing lol

    Edit: I lived in Beijing. I know the great wall of china is..well, China.

  2. Yinanization

    Maybe it is the angle, but does he look leaner to anyone else?

  3. Cold_Carpenter_1798

    Bro is already prepping for his move to the Chinese league damn

  4. RioFinesse

    Me in any country away from my responsibilities.

  5. ThingsAreAfoot

    Sinophobic redditors who can’t point Hong Kong out on a map are about to stream in here and castigate this man for enjoying and appreciating ancient history in the beautiful outdoors.

  6. chugalaefoo

    I’ve been to sections of the Great Wall and it’s no joke.

    There’s some steep ass steps and it’s tiring af 😆

  7. 2025Champions

    Peace looks like a massive wall to keep the Mongol horde out

  8. YizWasHere

    I’ve never been but isn’t it constantly flooded with tourists lmao? I feel like there are probably better spots in the Chinese mountains to escape to

  9. Ghosts_of_the_maze

    “This is peace”

    Genghis Khan sounds intensify

  10. Immaculatehombre

    He walks like his body has serious issues. I guess he’s always kinda moved like that tho.

  11. Overall-Dinner5778

    If I saw a headline saying “Zion says Great Wall would be his escape” I’d assume he meant the kind that serves Kung Pao chicken and pork fried rice

  12. JonnyB2_YouAre1

    I bet he could push back mongol invasions with the best of them.

  13. crankthehandle

    When I read

    # Zion Williamson walking along the Great Wall of China

    I thought he was taking a stroll with Yao Ming

  14. Moriah Mills sitting on my face would suffice, honestly.

  15. Miserable_Ride666

    Didn’t know the great wall had strippers and chicken wings

  16. ReflectionGloomy8851

    It looks like a pretty good wall but great, idk about that

  17. FreeSeaSailor

    As someone who has been to the Great Wall, absolutely not! Those steps are killer.

  18. If he keeps missing 70 games per season he might be living in China soon!

  19. archietheuncle

    Beautiful skies, such a healthy air quality

  20. Jgusdaddy

    Inhaling 250 AQI hazardous air pollution it looks like.

  21. Jgusdaddy

    The air quality looks absolutely horrific wow.

  22. “That raw primitive feeling”

    That’s a great way to describe it. There’s peace in primitive things, and a giant fucking wall would give me that too. Same feeling a campfire gives me

  23. This is absolutely peace in the offseason in comparison to being lit up by Moriah mills

  24. domdomburg

    Isn’t the wall usually super crowded with tourists?

  25. Typical-Community781

    No care in the world for Zion about up upcoming season 🫤

  26. Lower-Letter-4710

    Insert get ready to learn Chinese joke

  27. Ndnquicky69

    I mean if he was with that pornstar his stamina should be higher lol

  28. No_Fishing_702

    So are all the virtue signal accounts going to be mad at Zion, Luka, or Jordan brand for being in China?

    This sub likes to pretend taking an anti-China stance just makes one so holy

  29. lurkerontheloose

    Bro looks and sounds like Bunny from Mayor of Kingstown. Pants like him too 😂

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