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Paolo Banchero, Luka Doncic, Zion Williamson, and Jayson Tatum vs Chinese street ballers



Paolo Banchero, Luka Doncic, Zion Williamson, and Jayson Tatum vs Chinese street ballers

by Fit-Structure-9395

27 Comments

  1. Insufferable-Asshat

    Would y’all rather sprain your left ankle or take a charge from Zion running full speed from full court

  2. So Zion already used his jumps for a couple of NBA games?

  3. redditnathaniel

    Who thought this match up would at all be entertaining? All elite pros vs street amateurs

  4. Nitarinminister

    Six hundred pounds of alley-oop there at the end.

  5. TheMoorNextDoor

    Luka and Zion would be such a scary team.

  6. 2025Champions

    Zion is a Mack truck in the lane. Asians ain’t built for that.

  7. I always wonder how basketball is so big in China and yet there are no talents. Their national team is mediocre even in Asia.

  8. mavericksnipe

    Luka and Zion would dominate both the basketball and food court

  9. Notchersfireroad

    Zion looks absolutely fucking stacked. That dude would scare the shit outta me.

  10. justbrowse2018

    Get Zion on the Mavs that would be dope af

  11. Optimal-Kitchen6308

    tomorrow: “Zion Williamson of the New Orleans Pelicans is questionable for the start of the season with a sore hamstring, he’ll get further imaging tomorrow”

  12. RamessesTheOK

    Poor guy at 0:27 getting absolutely sonned by Zion in the post there

  13. HeightsGringo180

    Ngl just the thought of defending Zion in the post makes me feel tired and hurt af

    All that weight and force being pushed back onto you (Pause)… it’d be like fighting against a pickup truck. That powerless feeling of someone pushing you back and pathetically jumping to block it knowing you ain’t blocking that shot at all

  14. Skankcunt420

    they should have chinese street ballers vs american street ballers, would like to see that

  15. Watchtwentytwo

    Zion lost weight and is still a million pounds lol

  16. politicians_are_evil

    This is fun stuff we don’t do in USA any longer sadly.

  17. PixelVerge

    Watch out for PB next season he’s being overlooked compared to the other number 1 pick overall over the past 4 years

  18. Holiday-Rip-1969

    Tatum with the softest dunk for this hyped up crowd lol

  19. SincereFan

    I know this is obvious to say but I think this team would dominate the NBA. They may look like a collection of nonshooters but they are all elite finishers and big bodies.

    Luka, JT, Paolo, Zion, C and a shooting Center. Lets say Wendell and its a wrap.

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