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All the times Jaylen Brown has been hacked



In honor of Jaylen Brown's twitter/x account still improbably being "hacked" and promoting crypto scams a full week later, I thought it would be fun to take a trip down memory lane to remember all the other times Jaylen Brown has been hacked.

2017 – They ask Jaylen if he's a flat earther like Kyrie. He gets "hacked" and says "from what my eyes have told me, the world may appear to be flat. Kyrie may very well have a point"

2018 – For some reason, they invite Jaylen onto Bloomberg TV to share his investing wisdom, and he proceeds to get "hacked" and say his goals are to learn more about online gambling and crypto.

2019 – At the invite of MIT students, Brown spoke at the Sloan sports analytics conference. At Harvard, he participated in a public discussion at the Askwith Forum on education/social issues. While very neat uses of his fame platform, Jaylen got "hacked" and embarrassingly claimed he "gave lectures" at MIT and Harvard despite neither qualifying as academic lectures.

2022 – When Jaylen Brown's twitter got "hacked" and he tweeted out anti-vax content and refused to comment on his own vaccination status, though Chris Mannix did report he was unvaccinated, we can only assume Mannix had been hacked when he made that claim.

2022 – When his business partner Kanye West came out as a nazi, Brown got "hacked" and initially refused to break ties with Donda Sports. Only after it was clear Donda Sports was going to cease to exist did he change course.

2022 – When his friend Kyrie Irving was suspended by the Nets for tweeting out an antisemitic documentary about a Jewish world domination conspiracy and given a checklist to return to the team, Brown got "hacked", defended Kyrie and suggested the Nets response, not the content Kyrie had shared, was "alarming for many reasons".

2022 – When a hate group marched outside Barclays center handing out antisemitic propaganda in support of Kyrie, Jaylen's twitter got "hacked" and retweeted video of the group commenting "Energy". This homophobic, sexist, hate group says Caucasians are literally, not metaphorically the devil and that jews are responsible for the "Holocaust black people have experienced since the 1400s".

2022 – When backlash over his video tweet caused a stir, Instead of properly condemning the group and deleting the video, he got "hacked' again, claimed he thought they were merely a frat, left the original video up for a while and posted a meme suggesting people were overreacting simply because he had a preference of "mangoes" over "oranges".

2023 – When Jaylen's social media account was hacked at 3:14am by a crystal-worshipping Becky who proceeded to tweet out some nonsense about harvesting the power of the sun.

2024 – That time Jaylen kept repeatedly getting "hacked" over and over during playoff press conferences and forced to wear a Hapbee snake oil necklace that allegedly lets you control your mood using magical magnets and an iphone app.

2024 – When Jaylen Brown got "hacked" and blamed his lack of inclusion on the Olympic roster "on Nike" instead of the mere fact it was a roster so overloaded at his role not even Jayson Tatum could earn consistent minutes.

2024 – That embarrassing time Jaylen's YouTube account got "hacked" and they posted a rap video I can only assume was created using some form of AI.

2024 – When Jaylen Brown's twitter account got hacked and started blasting out crypto promotion – and was still "hacked" a week later with no acknowledgement from him on any of his other social channels.

This dude really needs better passwords.

by LarBrd33

11 Comments

  1. Fuckblackhorses

    Damn maybe he should change his password

  2. Frostlark

    Damn bro needs some 2FA to protect his PII big time fr

  3. ALotOfLobster

    Honestly, I don’t care. He’s free to have his own opinions, whether I agree with them or not. As long as he keeps grinding and improving his game in the off-season, balling out during the regular season and playoffs, and doesn’t start committing crimes, then I’m not gonna be worry about his life away from basketball.

  4. I get hacked every time I get hammered. Itā€™s crazy shit man.

  5. Ya, he seems more an more like a big idiot but a great actor

  6. Lakiratbu

    No wonder why he didnā€™t get invited to play in the Olympics.

    If he continues with that attitude, it may affect the synergy of the team this season

  7. HarmonyHussle27

    Whatā€™s the issue with his retweet about the vax?

  8. Valuable-Baked

    Has he unfollowed Andrew Tate yet? or is he still ‘just following to learn / rage following’ like so many of you said? Wonder if that was also him getting “hacked”

    I still love JB but he’s got some dubiousness online

  9. coacoanutbenjamn

    Some of this is just unfair hate

    -He got asked about the flat earth thing right after the celtics traded for kyrie. Considering heā€™s never said anything about flat earth at any other point, I think itā€™s pretty easy to guess that he doesnā€™t actually think the world is flat, he was just trying to support Kyrie.

    -Crypto was considering a new cool thing in 2018, nothing is wrong with saying you want to learn more about it

    -Also nothing is wrong with him saying he gave academic lectures at MIT even though they arenā€™t technically lectures. He still got invited to speak there which was very cool

    -He questionable vaccination status was disappointing, but I want to point out that Jaylen also praised the WNBAā€™s high vaccination rate. I donā€™t think heā€™s explicitly anti-vax, I think he just has a dumb idea about keeping his body ā€œorganicā€. Heā€™s talked about how he never even takes over the counter meds. I think thatā€™s silly, but not worth hating over

    -Him being sponsered by the stupid necklace is also disappointing and he clearly believes in pseudo-science, but again thatā€™s not worth hating over

    The only detestable things heā€™s really said have been around Kyrie drama and I put some blame on outside forces like being a NBAPA rep who is obligated to speak on playersā€™ behalf as well as his personal friendship with Kyrie

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