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Jayson Tatum wrote a children’s book



by certainshadeofblue7

46 Comments

  1. Ok-Discipline9998

    I can foresee which book this will be compared to at NBACJ

  2. snowlarbear

    too bad it’s not about how one can find happiness sitting on the bench

  3. The entire book is just screenshots of texts he sent to Kobe

  4. floydtaylor

    he called it “sitting on the bench in paris”

  5. DocAuch22

    Damn I’m gonna be in New York that night. Don’t know if I wanna pay $25 though

  6. AutographedSnorkel

    He’s gonna be doing a reading at Barnes & Noble in New York, LMAO

    Tatum: Hey kids! This is baby dunks a lot!

    Knicks fan: You know what else babies do a lot, shit the bed, like you did in the Olympics!

  7. TheHeatWaver

    LeBron’s book was awful even in the category of children’s books. The bar is pretty low here.

  8. DarthRathikus

    “When a big kid teaches his little brother how to play basketball for the first time, something unusual happens . . . baby bro flies through the air for a monster dunk!”

    What the fuck??? Major spoilers in this article

  9. No-Economics4128

    It takes a child to see the world through the eyes of children.

  10. Danibear285

    Jaylen Brown did the illustrations.

    Wait till you see what the antagonist looks like 😱😱😱😱😱

  11. TakeOasis

    It sucks when you go to the bookstore looking for a picture book that respects children and doesn’t talk down to them or whatever and it’s like 90% celebrity children books.

  12. Whatever801

    He couldn’t have done it without sam apple

  13. Dr_Hilarious

    I wrote and self-published a children’s book. Writing it was the easiest part. He’s already done the hard part, which is being famous so people will actually buy the book.

  14. 693275001

    This comment section gonna be so funny and original

  15. Kanye_Is_Underrated

    jayson tatum put his name on some random children’s book in exchange for a cut of the profits.

  16. This and other things Tatum does is when you can be as corny as you want. Wearing Kobes number after his death and dedicating your performance to Kobe. Pushing this story of how he didn’t want to be at Duke for one year because Duke was such a special place for him. Just so corny. I’m surprised there’s not a trail of popcorn on the court when he starts sweating.

  17. BoogeOooMove

    Been putting people to sleep for years, checks out

  18. This sounds like “Like Mike” with a baby instead of a pre-teen. I think it’s cute.

  19. eaglessoar

    Got it pre-ordered can’t wait to read with my kiddo

  20. dismissivewankmotion

    My kid picked out some very colorful 80’s back-to-the-future looking Tatum shoes for going back to school. Told my wife they were too bright he’d ruin them in a month.

    First day he wore them I caught him chucking them into a tree to knock down a stuck ball.

    I’ve had enough Tatum/My Kid crossovers

  21. Vitis_Vinifera

    Yo kids. I’m the most disrespected superstar in the League. I’m also the best player in the league and am the reincarnation of Kobe. I’m better than Jalen Brown too. Steve Kerr did me dirty in Paris.

    Oh yeah, listen to your mom and drink your milk. Peace.

    ps ask your parents for my shoes for Christmas.

  22. qaswexort

    Didn’t Ron Artest also write a children’s book?

  23. i love JT and i don’t have kids but do people really pay $18 for baby books?

  24. Jack6Pack

    Anything that promotes literacy is a plus in my book.

  25. Taiwanboy73

    So even after Jayson got his ring, this is what people gonna say now……..

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