The entire book is just screenshots of texts he sent to Kobe
xenoz2020
r/nbacirclejerk’s 9/11
floydtaylor
he called it “sitting on the bench in paris”
DocAuch22
Damn I’m gonna be in New York that night. Don’t know if I wanna pay $25 though
Zman2734
The memes will write themselves
supreme_wavedash
Not too shabby for a 19 year old
AutographedSnorkel
He’s gonna be doing a reading at Barnes & Noble in New York, LMAO
Tatum: Hey kids! This is baby dunks a lot!
Knicks fan: You know what else babies do a lot, shit the bed, like you did in the Olympics!
dvasquez93
The Little Mamba that Could
TheHeatWaver
LeBron’s book was awful even in the category of children’s books. The bar is pretty low here.
dilatedpupils98
This guy does not get enough hate
DarthRathikus
“When a big kid teaches his little brother how to play basketball for the first time, something unusual happens . . . baby bro flies through the air for a monster dunk!”
What the fuck??? Major spoilers in this article
ElPanandero
No one will ever clear Ron Baker’s book
No-Economics4128
It takes a child to see the world through the eyes of children.
Danibear285
Jaylen Brown did the illustrations.
Wait till you see what the antagonist looks like 😱😱😱😱😱
doctorfeelwood
“Wrote”
TakeOasis
It sucks when you go to the bookstore looking for a picture book that respects children and doesn’t talk down to them or whatever and it’s like 90% celebrity children books.
Whatever801
He couldn’t have done it without sam apple
Dr_Hilarious
I wrote and self-published a children’s book. Writing it was the easiest part. He’s already done the hard part, which is being famous so people will actually buy the book.
693275001
This comment section gonna be so funny and original
Kanye_Is_Underrated
jayson tatum put his name on some random children’s book in exchange for a cut of the profits.
kayrsone
This and other things Tatum does is when you can be as corny as you want. Wearing Kobes number after his death and dedicating your performance to Kobe. Pushing this story of how he didn’t want to be at Duke for one year because Duke was such a special place for him. Just so corny. I’m surprised there’s not a trail of popcorn on the court when he starts sweating.
BoogeOooMove
Been putting people to sleep for years, checks out
warrenjt
This sounds like “Like Mike” with a baby instead of a pre-teen. I think it’s cute.
eaglessoar
Got it pre-ordered can’t wait to read with my kiddo
dismissivewankmotion
My kid picked out some very colorful 80’s back-to-the-future looking Tatum shoes for going back to school. Told my wife they were too bright he’d ruin them in a month.
First day he wore them I caught him chucking them into a tree to knock down a stuck ball.
I’ve had enough Tatum/My Kid crossovers
Vitis_Vinifera
Yo kids. I’m the most disrespected superstar in the League. I’m also the best player in the league and am the reincarnation of Kobe. I’m better than Jalen Brown too. Steve Kerr did me dirty in Paris.
Oh yeah, listen to your mom and drink your milk. Peace.
ps ask your parents for my shoes for Christmas.
JaderMcDanersStan
I think this is dope
Hello_Mot0
Tie a tie.
Tie a shoe.
MadeCoffee
This cool for the STL area
qaswexort
Didn’t Ron Artest also write a children’s book?
shittydotamorph
‘The kid from missouri’
jacobs0n
i love JT and i don’t have kids but do people really pay $18 for baby books?
Jack6Pack
Anything that promotes literacy is a plus in my book.
Taiwanboy73
So even after Jayson got his ring, this is what people gonna say now……..
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Bros copying Dr. Seuss 💀
He didn’t write shit lol.
People gonna find a way to hate on this
I can foresee which book this will be compared to at NBACJ
No way this dude is literate, nice try.
Dude is always upping his goofiness peak
Someone attend and film this.
too bad it’s not about how one can find happiness sitting on the bench
What they gonna read now?!?!?!
Wanna know who else wrote a children’s book?
[Ron mf Baker](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35177754-you-re-too-big-to-dream-small)
Did he mean to?
The entire book is just screenshots of texts he sent to Kobe
r/nbacirclejerk’s 9/11
he called it “sitting on the bench in paris”
Damn I’m gonna be in New York that night. Don’t know if I wanna pay $25 though
The memes will write themselves
Not too shabby for a 19 year old
He’s gonna be doing a reading at Barnes & Noble in New York, LMAO
Tatum: Hey kids! This is baby dunks a lot!
Knicks fan: You know what else babies do a lot, shit the bed, like you did in the Olympics!
The Little Mamba that Could
LeBron’s book was awful even in the category of children’s books. The bar is pretty low here.
This guy does not get enough hate
“When a big kid teaches his little brother how to play basketball for the first time, something unusual happens . . . baby bro flies through the air for a monster dunk!”
What the fuck??? Major spoilers in this article
No one will ever clear Ron Baker’s book
It takes a child to see the world through the eyes of children.
Jaylen Brown did the illustrations.
Wait till you see what the antagonist looks like 😱😱😱😱😱
“Wrote”
It sucks when you go to the bookstore looking for a picture book that respects children and doesn’t talk down to them or whatever and it’s like 90% celebrity children books.
He couldn’t have done it without sam apple
I wrote and self-published a children’s book. Writing it was the easiest part. He’s already done the hard part, which is being famous so people will actually buy the book.
This comment section gonna be so funny and original
jayson tatum put his name on some random children’s book in exchange for a cut of the profits.
This and other things Tatum does is when you can be as corny as you want. Wearing Kobes number after his death and dedicating your performance to Kobe. Pushing this story of how he didn’t want to be at Duke for one year because Duke was such a special place for him. Just so corny. I’m surprised there’s not a trail of popcorn on the court when he starts sweating.
Been putting people to sleep for years, checks out
This sounds like “Like Mike” with a baby instead of a pre-teen. I think it’s cute.
Got it pre-ordered can’t wait to read with my kiddo
My kid picked out some very colorful 80’s back-to-the-future looking Tatum shoes for going back to school. Told my wife they were too bright he’d ruin them in a month.
First day he wore them I caught him chucking them into a tree to knock down a stuck ball.
I’ve had enough Tatum/My Kid crossovers
Yo kids. I’m the most disrespected superstar in the League. I’m also the best player in the league and am the reincarnation of Kobe. I’m better than Jalen Brown too. Steve Kerr did me dirty in Paris.
Oh yeah, listen to your mom and drink your milk. Peace.
ps ask your parents for my shoes for Christmas.
I think this is dope
Tie a tie.
Tie a shoe.
This cool for the STL area
Didn’t Ron Artest also write a children’s book?
‘The kid from missouri’
i love JT and i don’t have kids but do people really pay $18 for baby books?
Anything that promotes literacy is a plus in my book.
So even after Jayson got his ring, this is what people gonna say now……..
At least he put his ghost writer on the spine.