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Saw the GOAT yesterday!



Walked past him leaving UPS and did the biggest double take of my entire life.

by bdgx2

4 Comments

  1. ThatsMarvelous

    Decent odds he was going in to actually be the notary

  2. Notapplesauce11

    I just imagine him trying to get something notarized and he forgets his ID. 

    Notary:  oh shit it’s Tim Duncan, omg I’m your biggest fan this is so awesome!  You’re a legend I have your poster on my wall!!”

    TD:  yea yea I need this notarized 

    Notary:  of course timmyD anything my man, this is so great.  Ok why you need?
    Ok sign here, now I’ll need to see your ID

    TD:  oh dang it I forgot my ID, but you k ow who I am so go ahead and stamp it

    Notary:  no can do kemosabe.  Gotta have ID

    TD:  but .. the poster in your wall… it’s me.. you know I’m Tim Duncan 

    Notary:   Sorry man rules are rules I don’t wanna lose my license.

    TD : stares blankly at the notary 

    Cue curb you  enthusiasm music

  3. CarefulSignal9393

    Timmy just walking around San Antonio at any given point baffles me, he’s a legend to so many of us that it kind of blows my mind he’s just a normal guy. Especially him and DRob in comparison to other nba stars. They just wanna live normal lives. Love him sm

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