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Haslem: I went out with Dragic to grab a drink one time out in Portland and that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like X-FIles…You in for the Walking Dead. At the strip clubs, you pay them to keep that sh*t on. Goran said the same thing and he from Slovenia



Haslem: I went out with Dragic to grab a drink one time out in Portland and that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like X-FIles…You in for the Walking Dead. At the strip clubs, you pay them to keep that sh*t on. Goran said the same thing and he from Slovenia

by tariqnasheedW

26 Comments

  1. rich-roma

    this is like listening to a censored future song with 2-3 second gaps

  2. spittafan

    Im not a strip club guy but they must have made a bad choice because there are definitely tons of hot dancers here lol

  3. jonee316

    Haslem: At the strip clubs, you pay them to keep that **shirt** on.

    corrected for you

  4. star_nerdy

    If you go out on a Tuesday, you see some stuff.

    Could be worse, I went out to a club in my teens in Denver. There was a lady with a bullet wound on stage.

  5. peanut-britle-latte

    He’s not wrong. I lived in Portland for 7 years. The city has a lot of strip clubs per capita but a lot of them are mid. You can find better at the overpriced stops near Times Square.

  6. Slight-Imagination36

    it blows my mind that men willingly, voluntarily, spend thousands of dollars to be cock teased by mid women. it’s so far beyond what’s comprehensible to me that it almost doesn’t seem real. only times ive ever been to a strip club are bachelor parties where i was obligated to participate and man… it was just sad. It was like watching a really sad social experiment.

  7. _agilechihuahua

    Oregon has full-nude (law is state-specific). Must’ve gone at the end of the month, that’s when you see the most absolute ratchet shit.

  8. Bamfurlough

    This is nonsense. I had a great time in a Portland strip club. She took it ALL off. Except for the buttplug. 😏

  9. GorillaGlueWookie

    The girls at Portland strip clubs are on a circuit, they get housed together and go from major city to major city along the west coast. Portland has the highest number of strip clubs per capita in the USA. This is some bull

  10. Goat_Status_5000

    I watched a skinny pale stripper smoke a cigarette with her pussy in Portland. Left the city the next day and havent been back.

  11. Mattie_Doo

    Guys who frequent strip clubs are weirdos anyway.

  12. po2gdHaeKaYk

    As a Non-American, what’s the Portland stereotype they’re discussing?

  13. jumboponcho

    Might’ve just been to a bad spot, hell Im from Atlanta and have been to some nasty spots here.

  14. lebaneez

    Someone get me Harden’s shooting splits while in playing in Portland

  15. ragua007

    Oden strip club story…….I got you covered. It’s a Tuesday night in the winter and we go out for my coworkers bday to a bar down the street from work. Toss a few back and feeling pretty good, so my buddy wants to go to a strip club (Stars Cabaret in Tualatin/Bridgeport for those PDX locals), keep in mind it’s a Tuesday at like 8:30pm. So we go to the strip club and walk in and there’s like 8 people max, including the strippers and bartenders. We’re hanging out for a few minutes, get our drinks, sit down at a table, and I decided to walk over to the rack and then I see Oden, who’s sitting in the corner by myself, with his leg in a HUGE cast propped up on a chair. He’s got about 4-5 empty glasses in front of him with a monster stack of ones, just casually laying them on the rack every 10 seconds or so. I give him a head nod as he doesn’t seem like he wants to be bothered and looks kinda sauced, so I to just leave him alone even though I’m a season ticket holder and love the guy, even through injuries. Well we were there for like 2 hours or so and Oden never moved, he was still hanging out ones like candy when we left. It was honestly pretty sad to see, felt bad for the guy that he was all alone.

    Edit: updated with strip club name

  16. spes3103

    “And he from Slovenia”…while Slovenia is in the top 10 safest and calmest countries in the world. Typical American conversation

  17. Jackburton06

    “And he from Slovenia” yeah dude… Portland is a medieval poor place in comparison with Slovenia.
    It’s a gem of a country. I am not Slovenian but i am only at a 6 hours driving from Slovenia and it’s an awesome country.

  18. 01101011000110

    I’m not saying there aren’t cute girls in PDX but imagine the talent delta between there and South Beach.

  19. Ehxcalibur

    ‘everybody can’t look like this’ LMAO

  20. _Tar_Ar_Ais_

    wonder what he’d think of Vancouver 😅

  21. HoodyNation

    Portland strippers are insane lol, I think the first time I went with one of my buddies one the girls let him eat her ass… I still give him shit for it all the time (no pun intended)

  22. holaprobando123

    Fuck the censored clips, what is this soft bullshit?

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