KD – “Everybody that comes to my house, whether it’s friends or family, I make them watch Jordan highlights. This is equivalent to [Albert] Einstein … fucking [Ludwig van] Beethoven … or [Barack] Obama,”
by SliMShady55222
@National Basketball Association
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Sounds about right for dude who practices his jumper in the club. The fact that this isn’t an Onion article is crazy
Technically true.
Because nobody comes over to my house.
– KD, probably
Gotta be a future copypasta that is elite
KD post olympics trying to right the wrongs of his snakeness before he has to retire. Wants to leave the impression that he wasn’t always petty.
Kelvin Benjamin- “Everybody that comes to my
Golden Corral, whether it’s friends or family, I make them watch Joey Chestnut highlights.
This is equivalent to [Albert] Einstein
… fucking [Ludwig van] Beethoven .. or
[Barack] Obama,”
Jordan is the neoliberal drone strike merchant of NBA players 😭
Kd is that kid in college that would always be stoned to the moon in his dorm and everytime you’d smoke with him he’d make you watch weird YouTube videos he’s obsessed with.
The fact that kd does this with basketball, a game he’s spent the majority of his awake adult life doing day in and day out is straight up pure obsession.
It’s pretty cool that the biggest basketball junkie maybe ever happened to also be a 7 ft that moved like a guard and had an all time jumper.
> This is the equivalent to Einstein… fucking… Beethoven[.]
– Kevin Durant
How did Obama make it into that list.
GOAT recognize GOAT
That explains why he strikes out so much at the club XD
Beethoven’s highlight reel is undefeated…up there with John Wall’s Word of God mixtape
What does a highlight reel of obama look like
“Heard you guys are having some trouble with your plumbing?”
“Sit the fuck down, we’re watching the 60-point game in the Garden. My basement won’t fully flood for a couple of hours”
remember when Obama got the nobel peace prize for being black and he was like… ok? i didn’t really do anything to deserve this but-
I, for one, have no desire to watch Albert Einstein fuck Beethoven.
Find you someone that loves you like KD loves basketball.
Barack Obama completely makes this a joke.
Weird host, but okay. I make people feel comfortable and try to listen as ask questions. But guess dusty ass Jordan highlights are a strategic choice.
Einstein fucking Bethoven or Obama feels a wee bit kinky KD but who am i to judge people’s pron preferences
Now I have a picture stuck in my head of Einstein fucking Beethoven and Obama.
I’m sure it’ll come out in the Diddy tapes.
Damn, KD has Beethoven over Mozart on his all time list
This man is one of the greatest. Pure 2008 twitter energy in his veins.
weird hard-on for Obama. Charismatic sure, genius no.
He’s calling Jordan the Einstein/bethoven/obama of basketball. “Masters of their craft”, I’d assume. I respectfully disagree. The Einstein equivalent of basketball invented dunking, jump shots, dribbling, passing, and defense. That guy made several massive discoveries about our how our universe works.
KD is such a fuckin dork that it’s circled back around to being weirdly endearing
I’m a Thunder fan but I can’t help but love KD lmao, the fact that he seems to care about absolutely nothing but basketball is hilarious. There’s tons of players, even stars, who just see it as a job and don’t watch basketball in their free time but KD is genuinely obsessed
It is not surprising. Poole was awesome.
We just posting articles from 2018 now? We already know this
I wanna hang out with KD so bad