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Giannis on what it was like becoming a married man this summer: “You asked me what was my favorite part of the wedding? My wedding night. After the wedding, that was my favorite part.”



Giannis on what it was like becoming a married man this summer: “You asked me what was my favorite part of the wedding? My wedding night. After the wedding, that was my favorite part.”

by Pickleskennedy1

34 Comments

  1. healthy_obsession_

    horny mf would fit right in at r/nbacirclejerk

  2. Pickleskennedy1

    He was 100% not asked that question but Giannis is bout it bout it

  3. Literal_Satan

    The most outwardly horny person in the league

  4. shadowsdelight

    They don’t call him the Greek Freak for nothing

  5. SquimJim

    Yea, I agree. When you’re tired from dancing, tired of planning, and tired of people, it’s nice to be away from it all to relax. I’m sure there’s another reason I’m forgetting.

  6. trillballinsjr

    lol dude has three kids and still wants more

  7. I think Giannis was a virgin until like 25. This dude is always talking about sex like he just discovered it

  8. xxhamzxx

    Man everyone always talks about the wedding sex but honestly it’s the worst lol, weddings are so draining and terrible

  9. bandwagonguy83

    Ok, this is quite different from Green’s one.

  10. manticore16

    “We slept like rocks, what did you think I meant?”

  11. Mr_Cromer

    Man is both Greek and Yoruba; the Horny was inevitable

  12. WyngZero

    Does Giannis look a little skinnier to anyone?

  13. Yerison109

    Surprised there’s no corny jokes yet. That’s this subs favorite word

  14. background_action92

    This guy speaks like someone who just lost his v-card recently.

    “So what did you do over the weekend with the family?”

    Giannis:” oh nothing, do you know what sex is? I made that with my wife everyday. You should try it sometime.

    “Bro, I got a wife and a couple of mistresses, I wasn’t asking that”

  15. Warhorse_99

    My wife fell asleep immediately because she was discharged from the ER the day before the wedding.

    I went to Rally’s to get some fries and to the casino with my friends from the Army.

    We truly live different lives.

  16. RamenRoy

    Imagine getting fucked by this dude. Guy probably puts up an easy 35-15-5 in bed on good efficiency if you know what I’m sayin.

  17. jawnradar

    Best part is she *did not* ask him his favorite part of the wedding. Lobbed it up to himself.

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