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From r/NBA, RipCity edition: If you could own any artifact in Trailblazers history, what would you choose?



Pretend there is a secret room under Damian Lillard’s house, that stretches miles long. In it holds anything that has ever been under the roof of the VMC/RG.

Everything from the Larry O’Brien Trophy, Sheed’s headband, the blimp that dropped prizes, Jabari Walker’s MVP award, Arvydas Sabonis’ X-rays from his rookie physical, unlimited chalupa coupons, Chris Dudley’s insulin, Qyntel Wood’s basketball card he used as ID during a traffic stop, Clyde Drexler’s mustache, Mike Rice’s hidden bottle of Ripple, or a Bill Walton commemorative plushie thrown on the court when Pippen was ejected that one game. Every Bingo, Bango, Bongo yelled through Bill Schonely’s microphone. If you can think of it, it exists in this room.

Personally, I’d probably pick Paul Allen’s secret apartment up in the rafters of the Rose Garden.

Rules: You can only pick one item, it has to have been under the roof of an NBA arena at anytime. You can’t sell whatever you pick, once you die it is returned to this secret room.

[Link to the Bill Walton dolls being tossed](https://youtu.be/cGu_f9ObKmo)

by ButtholeMegaphone

1 Comment

  1. The first thing that popped into my head was the game ball where Dame shot his iconic buzzer beater over PG and waved the Thunder goodbye. Thats my favorite blazers moment, so i think id pick that.

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