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Josh Primo’s Lawyer Speaks



Josh Primo’s Lawyer Speaks

by Paras1k

30 Comments

  1. diabolical-sun

    Well, this is absolute bullshit. If Primo **never** intentionally exposed himself, his response to being waived would’ve been “I have no clue what’s happening. I’m just as shocked as you” and not “I’m dealing with past trauma.”

    Nice write up, but completely unconvincing and if anything, it makes me trust him less.

  2. The thing is, there have allegedly been at least two more “accidents” outside of their private therapy sessions, which this letter fails to mention.

  3. Boldest19

    Wouldn’t suprise me at all if this is a setup. She saw was Deshaun Watson was paying out and opened her eyes. She went out and said let me pick a victim, and picked the 19 year old kid. Probably flirted with him in one on one sessions and all that. Fuck all this man. Don’t give her shit.

  4. CombatJuicebox

    This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

  5. everythingaboutmusic

    No hyperbole this is one of the worst public statements I’ve ever seen

  6. yeah_car

    lmaoooooo why do they keep bringing up her age??

    Oh yeah and he’s full of shit. Obviously.

  7. RaycharlesN

    Man this smells horrible and whoever is doing PR for him needs to be fired. The continuing mention of her age are a veiled way of saying she’s so ugly why would he do that… it’s very transparent. Then they do the victim blaming thing.

  8. datboicrazy24

    Bro thought he was living in a porno 💀

  9. iiiamAlex

    lmao his private parts were hanging out of his shorts and he didnt notice? 🤣 I smell bullshit

  10. Steezy818

    Am I dreaming. This is a REAL statement by a REAL lawyer?

  11. SteevyKrikyFooky

    I mean yeah Primo is lying but I don’t get why the therapist would have waited that long to complain?

  12. AirLaVine

    So is Primo trying to say he does the free ball short short combo and that’s how he exposed himself because his member is so big it unknownly flopped out??

  13. Mr_Pizza_Puncher

    Ahh, the “Big Wang” defense.

    “I didn’t realize I was showing! I can’t help it!”

  14. jakufenj

    >William J. Briggs II

    Clearly the second because he’s a second-rate lawyer.

  15. RimRocker69

    Josh Primo should get a better lawyer…

  16. edillcolon

    If this is real, holy shit, what a disaster of a statement.

  17. Poet_Hopeful

    This is going to be more common with these young cats and I hope I’m wrong, porn is crazy nowadays, I don’t even touch the shit. 8K 3D Oculus immersive 4k surround sound environment with 10x zoom isn’t doing anyone any favors. And some of these kids are watching this shit before they can even do algebra.

  18. I’ll admit I did not expect “his dick is too long for his shorts,” to be the defense here.

  19. drippo-potamus

    The Spurs need to try their best to separate themselves from primo and his representation because his statements are awful.

    Spurs need to just admit what was done wrong, at what point they failed to protect their employee and do everything right to not let this happen again and accept that punishment that’s coming.

  20. vaselinebaby

    Where’d Josh find this guy? The back of a tortilla wrapper?

  21. EazyBreezee

    Reminds me of that scene from Friends in the coffee shop

  22. MSFPlater

    This strikes me as the ol “I have no idea how to defend this client so I’m just gonna toss some shit out and pray.” defense

  23. Supermind64

    I’m confused. So did the therapist say in what fashion Primo exposed himself or is it she took offense to him showing his imprint while wearing shorts?

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