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Steven Adams on his rebounding prowess: “I’m a big bastard, mate. … Don’t expect one of these little dudes to control the boards.”



Steven Adams on his rebounding prowess: “I’m a big bastard, mate. … Don’t expect one of these little dudes to control the boards.”

by urfaselol

36 Comments

  1. I’d like to see Steven Adams in a movie starring him, Jason Momoa and the Rock.

    Vin Diesel has a cameo as a professor in glasses playing D & D & D.

  2. ChristianMan710

    This reminded me years ago where he said he didn’t care to get a rebounding title. He was the perfect person to have next to Russ at the peak of Russ’s triple doubles. Sometimes He’d box out players not even to get the Reb but let Russ fly in and eat into his rebounding numbers

    Any of y’all remember some of them Thunder games where he’d be trying to box someone out, immediately looked to Russ when the opponent missed? 💀

  3. triosway

    Fond memories of r/nba circa 2016 when half of the front page was Steven Adams “mate” quotes

  4. Viciouscauliflower21

    He was this 👌🏾 close to saying little fuckers

  5. HighOnGoofballs

    What’s your rebounding strategy..

    “I just stand there mate”

  6. WhackedOnWhackedOff

    He comes from a family of “big bastards”. Check out his family. He’s not even the most athletic one!

  7. DalvaniusPrime

    Rocked up to the presser with barefeet, I love it.

  8. wolfy14xc

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Wiseman is cooked in our Christmas matchup

  9. AliensPlzTakeMe

    One of these little [6’8″] dudes

  10. D1ThreeLegs

    Steven Adams should get the “Player that would be most fun to be friends with” reward

  11. Secret-Algae-9450

    I feel like he’s going to eat vegemite after this interview

  12. WaterIsNotWet19

    He was gonna say motherfuckers but switched it up to dudes last second

    Also weird question

  13. Affectionate-Agent-9

    I am so proud to be from the same country as this Man

  14. hypothetical_reality

    Love Adams. However have to point out mate, you didn’t seem to care for little dudes named Westbrook getting boards, as you boxed out for him.

  15. Paper_Okami

    NBA players are just so fucking absurdly huge. Like i’m 6’4 and despite living in a heavy traffic area of a large, densely packed city, i only see someone tall than me once in a blue moon and the average nba player is 3 inches taller than me. And Steve is like almost half a foot taller than the average nba player and jacked as fuck. Trae young is literally taller than like 90% of the planet, that’s how fucking big these dudes are.

  16. Charles__Martel

    I would put money on the Worm out rebounding him.

  17. cacacade

    Love to see my Kiwi get the recognition he deserves. PG protecting enforcer, offensive rebounding machine, and he does all the dirty little things (hehe) to get the win

  18. Stonedinthewoodz

    There’s an Old Spice commercial in his future.

  19. Roy_8886

    You know what would be one of the best fanservice moments imaginable? If Adams appears as a cameo in Aquaman 2. Maybe as a atlantean soldier or something, Momoa remarks how they look so similar, then show a CGi Adams smacking people under water… that would be AMAZING

  20. JenNettles

    Walked into half yesterday with something like 13/16/4, 2 steals, 2 blocks. Shame it was a blowout, he could have put up a monster

  21. colocasi4

    Adams, tell em mate. Crikey, what a bollocks question to be asking AQUA MAN ‘STUNT DOUBLE’

  22. Lohi18881

    So many people in NZ and Australia have a personality similar to this. It’s always been funny to watch from the perspective of the NBA.

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