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My dumb Nuggets songs



As some of you might have noticed, I have been making dumb song parodies based on the team in every daily thread, and I was going to make a post at the end of the regular season with every song and where I had taken it from. Given how long the post where I was saving them with the original song I used is alredy, I will just post the songs I make every 10 games or so to make it more manageable. Here is the first post with links to the part of the songs I used.

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[(Welcome to the black parade – My Chemical Romance)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxdBX1thh4jZw-2Njs_DP-3hMQQNrsmc1r)

When I was a young boy

the penguin tore his ACL

playing against the dubs.

He said “Jok until I come back

will you be the savior of the franchise,

will you carry the Nuggs?

He said: Will you defeat them

the greek freaks, and the 76rs,

and win the MVP?

Because one day, I’ll come back, the Arrow

to join you in the summer

for a championship parade.

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[(The hills are alive – The sound of music)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2jL8-yoFE3pgEN6fABfxdkU9lJijSAdr)

The sub is alive with the sound of doomers

with firemalones for the last 4 years

The Doom fill their hearth with the loss in Utah

This season is lost is all we can hear

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[(Boom Boom Boom Boom!! – Vengaboys)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxp9sdzKgNZMS5hq7_pIO_pJ1JNZyJWmRS)

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!

The season goes kaboom!

Will MPJ stay healthy?

Deandre or Zeke at center?

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!

At the game thread doom!

Jamal might not be healthy

So now it’s time to doom!

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[(The devil’s bleeding crown – Volbeat)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx69_WyUFjO85LxD_PH1Aoto11iOY2nQ6-)

The Denver Nuggets no longer lead

the surging Warriors are getting threes

rises his head and he beholds

a wide open Bruce Brown.

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[(House of memories – Panick! at the disco)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9V0EtGCATvHylaGg6CE4WQ74-NzLTu_T)

Baby it’s Christian Braun he is playing D

Getting minutes now and we love to see it

And when his raining threes become normality

He will get his place in the rookie 1st team

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[(The wellerman – Sea Shanty)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxY1iBltF4CjmYYdpQKMv9j3SpeBKp-jpk)

There is now a chip that is ours to win

Because for the chip Jamal Murray is here

MPJ shot the ball, AG locks down

Lets go, Nuggets, lets go

Soon may the Serbian man come

To bring us buckets with rainbow shots

One day with the championship home

He will take his horse and go

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[(Gaze into the Glow and drift into Time – Cavernlight)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MpgxsGSKv4&list=OLAK5uy_nfCzKiX6IJWuPjCns8eTqAWrckNGy8ceM&index=2)

Defeated by Anfernee Simons

Chocking out all form of smugglyfe

One three point shot

He sinks down chocking our throats

And another, a hand upon his face covering his eyes from sight

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You’ll only doomscroll (doomscroll)

Was not even Dame time

The thread, blaming everyone

Until we win next time

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[(Trial by fire – Satan)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxE3pXCHUd7PmwSNbnX_VczeXVmi8Xrr20)

Too late, there’s no scape

the doom has began

comments fly

the game thread dies

feel their radiation burn

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[(Tears don’t fall – Bullet for my Valentine)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxTjHGw0IfuhyU1xyPZdAmtZvMN_Qos7-D)

There’s always some dooming going on

about Malone doing the wrong rotations

There’s always someone fucking hanging on

the game thread thinking he knows better

Their threes don’t fall, they brick around me

The defense holds, getting the munder home

Their threes don’t fall, they brick around me

The Lakers hold, that L on the way home.

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[(Oh when the saints – Louis Armstrong)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJ0RU9il-iA7cgTZVBoUqHJ4KOmdxN7k9)

Oh when the Jazz (oh when the Jazz)

Come marching in (come marching in)

Oh when the Jazz come marching in

I want us to get that munder

Oh when the Jazz come marching in

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[(Hell’s coming with me – Poor man’s poison)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxcGlz9pmOEtPNlscv_FUN7gNq92c-1G_b)

First there was jumping, then there was block

Then Malik Beasley was tumblin’ on the floor

Then the bench got on their feet to chant that rookie

and jeer for him and in the interview later so he spoke

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“Was in the right place for the shot

And I can jump but they forgot”

And as before said we can see

on defense he is a guarantee

so blocks are coming, steals are coming

steals, blocks are coming with him

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[(Hallelujah – Leonard Cohen)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxscGLXFzu9dCEvoTUvF71sfHeKhAGkNZv)

Now I heard a team in Crypto.com

Where AD played, and so did Bron

But you don’t really got any wins, do you?

They lost the first, the fourth, the fifth

And here we come, lets make it sixth

The baffled King, LeGM and the Fakers

Fuck the Lakers, fuck the Lakers

Fuck the Lakers, fuck the Lakers

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[(The Quest for Tanelorn – Blind Guardian)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxvBnLZnc8S5XXhy5zxK3C49Z3ADugVXmO)

On a night in lakertown

We lost a game

On a night in lakertown

We lost again

On a night in lakertown

We lost a game

On a night in lakertown

The Lakers win

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[(I’m not okay (I promise) – My Chemical Romance)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGTz7faGrphq_Lph4zUmbnIw8wEgllM3A)

There is no game

There is no game

Well, there is no game, there is no ga-fucking-me

There is no game

There is no game

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[(Let the hammer fall – Hammerfall)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSB7zQa8-Jma6VpgimFWqfS6Y7MOK08Fc)

Now we are ready to play, again

It’s been far too long, my friends

Let the Thunder come!

Let the Thunder

(Come)

Let the Thunder come!

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[(Ain’t your fairytale – Sonata Artica)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_DS8PU9UFRxw395uUTqU-BefKQUfMEN9)

Preying for the win

Ready for the day

This might be our best times

We ain’t gonna see them taken away

Heading for the end

Of our Nugglife

You’re welcome to give it your best try…

Look us in the eye, oh, Thunder

This ain’t your fairytale

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[(Go!! – Flow)(Naruto opening 4)](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxLo0d3qoFQzqXtkYeKskIvr34VPxR4NI6)

We are Denver Nuggets Christian Braun is lockdaun

Denver Nuggets Jokic passive SMH

Denver Nuggets Jamal Murray contract bad

Oli! Oli! Oli! Oh! Nugglife’s our way

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[(Eagle fly free – Helloween)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6FidBrcMFGDs5ZTfbKkZ9zHMM8W9n_qe)

AG fly free

let people see

just make it your own way

Cut from behind

a lob in sight

the dunk blowing us away

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[(Friends on the other side – Keith David/Dr Facilier)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxc5xlyKC2dZXmyFNpPU3KQGyLbhxA7csQ)

Let him set the table

And dribble with ease

if he is relaxed Bones can do anything he pleases

He can slighshot pass

He can lob it slow, too

He can smile and reach your soul

(you do have a soul, not a doomer right?)

Make the wildest plays come true

He got deep 3s, he got midrange

he got handles you haven’t even tried

He is even friends with the zebra side.

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[(Succumb – Seven Spires)](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx71Pf3gB6I8ZVRfwCG0jJi5rK-2pfsNQh)

Like I fool I’ve hoped and lost and now we’ve got KCP and Brown

And everything seem to be working this time

So I succumb, to highlights of Braun and Bones

And laught when Jamal and Jokic are going off

And I pray this year our stars align

And everyone is healthy one more more time

And succumb to a Nuggets Championship run

by P0intcenter

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  1. IdRatherBeLurking

    The Bard of Nuggets Basketball 🎶

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