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Giannis on his failed poster dunk: “I got too excited. I got my significant other, she’s telling me “They don’t post you on highlights anymore cause you don’t dunk, you don’t get as high as the young fellas.” […] “I’ve been here a decade, the legs are gone, I don’t have the legs to get that high”



Giannis on his failed poster dunk: “I got too excited. I got my significant other, she’s telling me “They don’t post you on highlights anymore cause you don’t dunk, you don’t get as high as the young fellas.” […] “I’ve been here a decade, the legs are gone, I don’t have the legs to get that high”

by Zhugo

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  1. Full transcript:

    >Reporter: Did you end up jumping too high? Kind of what happened in the dunk?
    >
    >Giannis: I got too excited. I I got my significant other, she’s telling me “They don’t post you on House of Highlights anymore cause you don’t dunk the ball, you don’t get as high as the young fellas.”
    >
    >I said “It’s not the same, I’ve been here for a decade now, the legs are gone.”
    >
    >I don’t have the legs to get that high. But today I tried to get high! But I had the windmill!
    >
    >So, I hope that satisfied her.

    So this dude almost murdered a dude on live TV cause his wife wanted some highlights posted of him. Unreal

  2. This-May-Be-It

    These special ladies are clearly the key to these old guys showing out. I’ma need Savannah to do an American tour so the Lakers can rack up more wins.

  3. scorelesswilliamson

    I’m not ready for Giannis talking like an oldhead. Someone tell time to just stop for a moment and let us collect ourselves? Fuck is going on

  4. Jccoolguy

    Giannis is in the twilight of his career but it’s still nice to see him try out there l.

  5. therobit

    Meanwhile, PatBev out here throwing lobs for LeBron into the 200 levels.

  6. Mundingburrasaurus

    Tell you what it wouldve been one of the greatest dunks of all time lol

  7. LemonPepper-Lou

    Giannis is a quote gold mine, I love this guy

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