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You’re Nick Ressler in the offseason and need a starting 5, but you only have 10 dollars. How do you scrape by?



You’re Nick Ressler in the offseason and need a starting 5, but you only have 10 dollars. How do you scrape by?

by WertomThree

18 Comments

  1. DripGodAirborne

    Fire post 🔥 imma answer seriously.

    Start off with Trae (5) and God-tier OO (4). That’s 9 and that’s my starting PG and C.

    Then, unfortunately send JC to Arizona for Jae Crowder (-4) who will be at the PF. Nothing spectacular, but he’ll play his role.

    I have 5 points left, so now give me Dre (3) and Nathan Knight (2) to fill out the rest of the lineup.

    Trae, Dre, Nathan Knight, Crowder, God Tier OO. Championship starting 5.

  2. ahend1999

    omari spellman erasure

    -5 for the sister wives stuff

  3. stealthlord1

    Gimme Trae and 4 Harry the Hawks. We move.

  4. BrettSchirley22

    I mean OO is basically Wilt at that point

  5. HamlnHand

    Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t have paid $5 for Lauren Jbara

  6. Schroder17

    Trae for 5 points, Supercharged OO for 4 points =9 points.
    Trade JC for Crowder, 9-4= 5 points.
    Bruno 20 mins a game as backup center, 5-2=3 points.
    DJM for 5 points= 8 points total.
    Harry the hawk with a 50 inch vert: 8+1= 9 points.
    Nick and Tony keep the last point in order to invest in another yacht.
    Starting lineup of: Trae- DJM-Harry with 50 inch vert- Crowder- Supercharged OO.
    Bruno with a modest 20 mins a game as O’s backup.
    Imagine the Trae to Harry lobs🤯

  7. Gumbyonbathsalts

    First, I trade and get Jae for -4. Then I take VC in his current shape for -2. Next I’ll take Trae and DJM for +10. That leaves me 4 points for slap happy OO. I like their chances.

  8. TraeYoungsOldestSon

    Trae, 9 foul OO, Crowder trade, Harry the Hawk, and custody of Kev for 20 games, but wait to use them in the playoffs.

    This team is a contender but most importantly of all, it saves our owner $6

  9. Western-Bill3619

    Holy fuck i forgot about Nathan Knight

    That dude was so hype

  10. ATLSmith

    Realistically, my cousin is the only one dumb enough to suite up for $10. Go get ’em, Ricky!

  11. jabiztownspaceagency

    Trade jc for crowder, give cousin trae mins, give bruno 20 min, make vince play again, k’von and justin holiday package

    Boom we now have 24 dollars which I can invest into more yachts and nepo positions for my son’s best friends

  12. gggg3344

    Trae, then CC, this is literally a top 4 duo in the nba when healthy. Unfortunately, I’d have to trade JC for crowder, ugh, but to get the best possible scenario out of this, I’d have to do that. Then go for bogi to spread the floor a bit. And then GIVE ME SOLO BABY, he is at best an average defender but he plays hard and scrappy and got that dawg in him. Also, crowder and solo would smack some sense into these kids.

    Offensive pieces- trae, bogi
    Defensive pieces- solo, crowder, CC
    The perfect balance

    Trae-Bogi-Solo-Crowder-CC

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