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BREAKING: Jonathan Isaac will be returning to the court tomorrow night against the Boston Celtics, according to his pastor.



BREAKING: Jonathan Isaac will be returning to the court tomorrow night against the Boston Celtics, according to his pastor.

by SixthManShow

32 Comments

  1. ajax0626

    I don’t even know what to say. JI’s return to the court is communicated by his pastor via his church’s webstream and not by the Orlando Magic organization? jesus christ… no pun intended.

  2. Jonathan isaac’s pastor > woj, shams, and apparently the entire magic organization

  3. PapageorgiouMBO

    So what he’s saying is JI is partially healed.

  4. SempiternalX

    Lets go! My shot got blocked just reading this

  5. Loose-Animal7305

    Pastor out here dropping Clue bombs

  6. jakehightower

    Mosley has the chance to do the funniest thing any coach has ever done with a DNP – Coach’s Decision

  7. David: Since 1983, there has only been one time that a player’s availability was announced by their pastor, and it was Jonathan Isaac’s on 1/22/2023. Is this anything JT?

    JT: Well David, I wish you could have gone back further than 1983, was there no record of this prior to then? That’s a lot of years we’re not considering.

    David: They only started tracking this stat in 83′ so that’s what we had to work with, I wish there was more info but that’s a lot of manhours to figure it out.

    JT: I dunno David, it seems like a lot of history not being accounted for, there has to be one other instance of this happening prior to 83. I mean I like it, but really *is it anything?*

    David: Let’s go to the truck and find out.

    Truck: ***ERRRRR***

  8. ricksenberg

    We really had to hear this from his pastor first lmao.

    All that’s missing is Kenan Thompson as that pastor and this feels like a comedy sketch straight out of SNL.

    That being said, THANK YOU JESUS FOR HEALING THIS MAN.

  9. unicorndynasty

    And with that I’ll be at the game tomorrow. The whole gang has arrived!

  10. bonafide89

    Hahaaaaaaaa! ISAACS nice! Y’all forgot! He nice with these!!!!!!

  11. naughtyobama

    Lmao just when I’m starting to forget this guy and his religious propaganda promoted actions that have led to untold deaths, he reminds us.

  12. I’m starting to believe JI has no control over his life.

  13. three45s

    This almost made me forget how decent he looked on that G-League court.

  14. HBdrunkandstuff

    Would u take Davion Mitchell for JI?!

  15. stinx2001

    I thought there’d be more chance of god existing than JI coming back

  16. glexaaddis

    Unfortunately gonna need Jesus to snap the Celtics win streak

  17. Speedevil911

    ESPN/TNT sign the Pastor for breaking news

  18. palehorse69

    What happens when he doesn’t play tomorrow?

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