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Giving away 2 my tickets (upper bowl, row 5, just left of mid-court) to Jazz vs Hornets tonight. Leave a top level comment if you’re interested. I’ll randomly choose a winner at 4pm MT. Go Jazz!
by ovirto
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I hope one day to be as successful as Ovirto and also give tickets away to random redditors
It’ll be an interesting game tonight. Go Jazz Go!
A mild arch and a gentle push and the cowhide globe finds home. Go Jazz!
A frog’s asshole is called a vent. Just a terrible fact that I learned this afternoon and this felt like the appropriate time to share it with the world. Thank you for your consideration generous internet stranger!
Lauri.
Markkanen.
Add me to the list. I’ll take my daughter.
Top level comment. Man that froze up my entire brain. I don’t have top level comments on a Monday afternoon! Super cool of you to give away your tickets though, you rock.
Yeeee Hawwww
If I win I’ll Utah Jazz in my pants
Mason Plumlee takes a dump at 6:15 every morning. He just wishes he could get out of bed before 7.
The last time I went to a Jazz vs Hornets game was almost exactly 7 years ago. Rodney Hood and Gordon Something both had 20+ and the Jazz won by 30. It was a great game.
if i win i’d be so happy and loud that i wont have a voice at the end of the game
Bruh. The Jazz need me tonight. Period.
Should be a fun game. I hope I win!
Omg choose me! I can take my son
Watching the Hornets play will give you a severe case of depression. I will take one for the team.
It’s my sister’s birthday today, would love to take her with me!
As for a top level comment, “One smart way of taking advantage of the top shelf is by putting products that set the ‘tone and texture’ of your supermarket. Show your patrons what sets your store apart from the competition. Feature premium and niche products like organic and vegan food options, handmade soaps or exclusively local items.”
Hornets don’t like Jazz. Bees do. Jerry Seinfeld. What more can I say?
My girlfriend has never been to a game, it would be nice to take her to one!
Would love to go. Haven’t been able to make it yet and would love to support Lauri’s campaign manager!! #takenote
I would have liked to keep both Rudy and Mitchell to run it back with Hardy. I’m happy with where we are now but would have been interested to see what he could of done with last years team
Getting these would be…”top level”