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James Johnson in Orlando



James Johnson in Orlando

by MooseCentaur

17 Comments

  1. IIuseEpic

    He’s going for that just abandoned ship look

  2. Lord_Vandall

    I hope JJ knows that a life preserver is only effective if sized correctly. He won’t have to worry too much though, as there’s not enough drip here to drown anyone.

  3. TheBlakeRunner

    It looks like one of those outfits my daughter cuts out of her Barbie activity books.

  4. Prestigious_Ape

    It looks like how I wrap Christmas presents

  5. Master_Beavis

    That is some sort of reverse Marty Mcfly shit…

  6. flagsofdawn88

    He looks like he was pressed into a pop tart!

  7. AffectionateAd2065

    Demon possession.. Total no idear what reality is anymore..

  8. Outrageous_Poetry840

    I think I’m the only one that actually likes it

  9. Comfortable-Junket97

    Yeah you be the one to tell James Johnson what to do, I’ll be over here minding my own business not putting my life in danger 😂

  10. gbooster

    Is that vest thing supposed to have giant shoulder pads or is he just wearing it wrong? It kinda looks like his vest thing was badly photoshopped!

  11. xEtownBeatdown

    It was the best Sub Zero cosplay he could make

  12. We’ve gone from Kuzma mega-sleeves in pink to James Johnson no-sleeves in baby-blue. I think these are secret gender reveals…

  13. grundlesmith

    When I was 10 I learned to water ski, and the vest was too big so it would ride up when I was floating in the water. When I got up on the skis I would pull it down into place, but my family took a bunch of pictures of me in the process, and I was called “spongebob square vest” all summer.

    I looked literally like this

  14. whiteboyrick260

    this is an art piece for a runway look why would you ever wear it in public

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