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Pray for Dallas man



Pray for Dallas man

by BruinsCeltics1995

11 Comments

  1. LT568690

    I feel for their fans, but it will serve their front office right for making the trade when it inevitably blows up in their face when he bolts in free agency after not making a difference this season as a rental.

  2. boykalbo777

    Luka’s gonna be so disgusted that he will request to be traded to the Celtics. Luka to Grant Williams and a bag of Ruffles flamin hot bbq who says no?

  3. Plastic_Database_645

    Remember when Dallas acquired Rajon Rondo and thought they will contend years to come but then Rondo decided to leave them? Yeah they never learn do they.

    No jabs to Rondo but I think they will repeat the same mistake again. I mean it’s fucking Cryrie we are talking about

  4. MrPahoehoe

    What disrespect is Kyrie gonna do when he goes back to a Brooklyn? Bring a big fishing net and cut a hole in it?

  5. I_Set_3_Alarms

    Nets getting the 2029 Mavs pick is genius. They’re betting on the Mavs actually signing Kyrie to the extension, then ruining the team so Luka leaves by then

  6. King_Of_Pants

    Lucky for Dallas, they had no title hopes.

  7. hipcheck23

    It’s half a year. I almost feel like he might not renew when his contract expires, I dunno why.

    So he’s going to go there and charm all the players. He’ll promise to re-sign. Oops, he spelled “resign” wrong. *Hey Luka, let’s team up – but in NYC!*

    Luka demands a trade. DAL trades Luka to NYK for Brunsen et al. Kyrie signs as FA.

    *NYC, I told you I loved you, I’m back! We’re winning the title!*

    Knicks get blown out by the Celtics. Kyrie sits out the rest of the season.

    Rinse & repeat.

  8. Distance_Motor

    The quicker other franchises learn this, the faster we can get this diva out of the league

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