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Bring Chelsea back… been down hill injury-wise ever since she left!

/s just in case for all you softies out there. Yes I know injuries are random and freak occurrences but maybe she had the good vibes that had a cloak of health surrounding our team.

by its_mill3r_time

13 Comments

  1. MegaJ0NATR0N

    We don’t need to trade, she’s a free agent

  2. draconianRegiment

    Yeah we could sure use the injury whisperer right about now.

  3. waikiki_palmer

    I don’t care what everybody says but when Chelsea was working for the Warriors they had minimal injuries. Cut Andre and hire Chelsea!

  4. neo9027581673

    She could fix a torn ACL in 20-minutes.

  5. andrewcaph

    I think Rick Celebrini has been great. Can’t help much when our core have so much mileage on their bodies after various championship runs. Look at what a championship run did to Wiggs. Mf is still recovering.

  6. She always looked like she was forced to be at games lol I love her! Bring her back

  7. 1-415-XXX-XXXX

    Honestly, this never gets old every time we see an injury on this team. I know you’re joking, OP. Good to have some humor on here during times like this

  8. DubsFanAccount

    Last I heard she moved to New Zealand to be closer to family. Need Bob to hook up the private jet.

  9. Andre’s neck suddenly started hurting again.

  10. MajesticTop8223

    Iguodala for Simmons

    Make it happen kirk

  11. Bahamut_Prime

    Don’t worry guys.

    Rick Celebrini is about to put Curry into the super-soldier program.

    Curry is going to come back dropping 50 pts a game.

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