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THIS is the Trailblazers real head doctor. Hi everybody!



THIS is the Trailblazers real head doctor. Hi everybody!

by AntonioLovesHippos

12 Comments

  1. AntonioLovesHippos

    “Bad news. Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the x-rays. You see that dark spot there, whiplash. …and this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint, no, that’s trauma.”

  2. hamsterfolly

    “The knee bone’s connected to the…something! The something’s connected to the…red thing! The red thing’s connected to my…wrist watch! Uh oh.”

  3. Shopkeeper: You traded James Wiseman for Saddiq Bey.

    Homer: That’s good!

    Shopkeeper: You traded Saddiq Bey for five second round picks.

    Homer: That’s bad.

    Shopkeeper: You traded five second round picks to get GP2 back.

    Homer: That’s good!

    Shopkeeper: GP2 comes with toradol.

    Homer: [silence]

    Shopkeeper: That’s bad.

    Homer: Can I go now?

  4. FalcoLamborghini

    Has nothing to do with the doctors

    Doctors knew he was injured

    Organization knew he was injured

    Gary knew he was injured

    Org still pushed him to play and org still went through the trade knowing this information and not disclosing it.

    If there was ever a time to call for an investigation…

  5. bonghive

    graduated from Hollywood upstairs medical college

  6. coastal_neon

    Call 1-800 DOCTORB, the B is for bargain!

  7. LaughingPlanet

    Unplayable means playable? What a country!

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