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Honestly, he just needs sunglasses



Honestly, he just needs sunglasses

by Feisty-Problem516

19 Comments

  1. bigheartblueballs

    Give him a tent outside the stadium and he’s good to go

  2. EvanTurningTheCorner

    Has anyone pointed out how much this is just a dollar store Teen Wolf?

  3. Damezang

    Agreed, but those old school orange thick frames like the original

  4. glowing-fishSCL

    He goes on too many dates, but he can’t make them stay. Oh thats what people say, thats what people say…

  5. Mixing_It_Hot

    I know we bash on him, and it’s fun, but I like him. Hard agree about the sunglasses tho

  6. TheGoodScientist

    fuck yeah that’s what I was thinking

  7. SeniorJerk-Alert

    Why is this thing wearing flannel lumberjack lingerie?

  8. Krustykrab8

    Genuine question, it’s probably been already said but I haven’t seen. This is a second mascot, not replacing blaze the trail cat ™?

  9. blarglwharbl

    Somehow the sunglasses highlight his lack of pants

  10. Sunglasses and a huge, flaccid dick and i think he’s good to go.

  11. illchemist

    It’s… it’s not good. 80s Bigfoot was good let’s bring him back

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