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two words. it is freaking gameday.



He’s so awful at everything.

by buttermilkbiscuitss

21 Comments

  1. Soooo are they oblivious that he is terrible, or, are they in on the joke and think this is funny?

  2. Stegosaurus69

    The first sentence has nothing to do with the second sentence. Two words is just two words if you really think about it man

  3. OldMusty

    The dead eyed demon monster does not care about your numbers or “counting,” he cares only for blood.

  4. BlackLeader70

    Two words: The front office screwed the pooch this year and I’m not sure they’re going to do any better next year if all they’re focused on is introducing a Bigfoot doing Rowdy Roddy Piper cosplay as a new mascot.

  5. NatureTrailToHell3D

    See, “two words” is two words, it makes complete sense. Since it ends in a period the second sentence doesn’t need to relate to the first.

  6. 3leggeddonkey

    The single image could be used as a referendum for our entire season…

  7. OG_Kazaam

    Posting some random fan account and placing blame on the organization…neat

  8. chrispdx

    I’m convinced at this point that this whole thing is to troll the fanbase. It can’t be serious. A billion dollar corporation cannot be this stupid.

  9. plantsarepowerful

    What did they pay to get this handle?

  10. No_Information3972

    Sorry not sorry, Doug is a cringe “Mascot.” What was the point of creating this monstrosity?

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