[Weiss] Jaylen Brown cut his right hand picking up a glass vase he knocked over while watering his plants last night and got 5 stitches. Said he’s expected to be ready for the playoffs, but he’s pissed.
Jaylen Brown cut his right hand picking up a glass vase he knocked over while watering his plants last night and got 5 stitches. Said he’s expected to be ready for the playoffs, but he’s pissed. pic.twitter.com/JMVYnwGgtN
— Jared Weiss (@JaredWeissNBA) April 7, 2023
by ImDKingSama
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What the hell is up with our team and glass lmao, this could’ve gone so much worse. Heal quick JB!
Terrible. But masked Jaylen has been incredible, maybe gloved Jaylen or something will unlock a new level.
We are a cursed franchise
Gah
I saw JB out for lacerated finger and I was wondering what the fuck he did but picking up a vase is definitely not what I expected lmao
https://twitter.com/FCHWPO/status/1631765519027109891?s=20
Heat licking their chops
So now all of Smart, Tatum, and Brown now have messed hands/wrists smh
It’s ok he has like 2 full weeks to heal
Top tier load management (/s, rest up JB)
“I can still workout and do everything that I normally do”
Playoffs gonna be ruined by a messed up hand two years in a row
How long does a laceration like this take to heal?
hopefully this doesnt mess up his shooting or anything
Unbelievable 😂
So whens the real story of how he did this gonna come out?
Get ready to be slapped on that hand. Also that story sounds like BS
How tf do you get a cut from picking up a broken vase.. and get 5 stitches… shi doesn’t add up
As long as it’s just flesh and no tendon or muscle damage, this is a non story. It will heal by the time the playoffs start and he’ll be fine. Obviously not ideal, but he’s fine.
It’s not like Smart, where he cut into tendons.
That story smells to high heaven
Love ya, JB but what did we tell ya? Poor handles finally come to bite you in the ass 😂.
BAN ALL VASES
Dawg
This sounds like one of the made up 2k injury reports lol
Reminds me of when Wade Boggs got injured putting on Cowboy boots
Will be interesting to see if he can ramp back up to watering orchids and repotting shrubs before the playoffs
This gotta be some bs oversell from a papercut for the mind games