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[Post Game] Heat lose in pathetic fashion to Atlanta, play winner of Toronto/Chicago on Friday



Box Score: https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/401539671

by Number333

50 Comments

  1. JustiseRainsFrmAbove

    Pat trying to compete with this team is like that senile grandpa from White Lotus Season 2 who farts a lot and thinks he can bag any chick

    Just keeps hitting on them while everyone cringes

  2. kidclutchtrey5

    We lost to the Hawks… at HOME… during a play in game… SMH. Are you kidding me? Even if we win the next game, Bucks about to sweep us 4-0. Outrebounded 63-39 (22-6 offensive boards for the Hawks). Fuck the Kyle Lowry haters. Man showed up when it mattered and everyone else disappeared.

  3. realudonishaslem

    1. Believe it or not, I’m not even remotely surprised by this L. If anything, this loss perfectly summarizes 2022-23 Miami Heat season.
    2. I am REALLY. FUCKING. TIRED of Bam shrinking in a big game like this. He was supposed to be our 2nd option.
    3. r/Heat when (and IF) we beat the Raps/Bulls next game: “whErE dOOmeRs aT?” Stfu. This season has been nothing but a disappointment.

    First 7 seed to lose in a play-in game lmao. I know I’m not going on r/NBA tonight. Can’t wait for this season to be over bro. Fuck this motherfucking season.

  4. MiaCannons

    Every single Heat player except for Herro needs to apologize to Lowry for wasting his effort. Turned back the clock and dropped 33 and almost everyone else played like shit

  5. surgeyou123

    We got Bucks Jimmy and Bam Simmons today. Oh well. One more shot.

  6. 30 piece from Lowry and they get blown out lol

  7. Number333

    If you told me Kyle Lowry scored 30+ tonight I thought we’d have won by 20

    Absolutely fucking disgraceful

  8. doyouunderstandlife

    This game is the pinnacle of this year’s Heat team. Absolutely horrendous. I’m actually hoping we lose next game so we’re done for the year. So tired of looking at this ugly ass team play. Hope Pat guts most of this roster and we start fresh next season with players that want to win.

  9. RansomGoddard

    Bam and Jimmy were simply not good tonight. Pathetic.

  10. swapan_99

    “When I die I need Bam to carry my coffin, just so he can let me down one last time”

  11. anIlliterateIdiot

    Clint Capella just grabbed another offensive rebound

  12. The Heat will face the Bulls or Raptors on Friday.

    They are 1-6 against those 2 teams.

    And if they win, they get Milwaukee just 2 days later.

  13. JEZUSFISHTHEMYTH

    That was like watching Myself wake up at 3 am with the runs.

  14. This game shows that this team era should end. It’s over. One of the most disappointing games in franchise history. I would rather not play Friday

  15. TheBoook

    Usual suspects crying about Herro in the “playoffs” with Bam putting up one of the sorriest performances I’ve seen. Fucking lose the next game and blow it up. No one wants to watch this shit

  16. Butcher_Pete2

    Why won’t the heat trade Bam? We know what we are gonna get from him at the end of the year. And we could take a team to the cleaners with a trade!

  17. JustiseRainsFrmAbove

    Just glad the hopium can finally die now

  18. If the Hawks just did that to us man I can’t even begin to imagine if we make it to Milwaukee what they’ll do to us. That shit was embarrassing

  19. garret126

    Bam Adebayo is NOT HIM. Trade him for a superstar

  20. Shout out to Tyler and Lowry for playing with a real will and fire. Everyone else, do better.

  21. SudTheThug

    lose the next game, get into the lottery

    Pat Riley once said rebounds = rings

    and we came into this season with a 6’5 PF and we got out rebounded like crazy. I don’t even wanna look at the numbers.

    Also Bam, you’re fucking pitiful. The rebounding wasn’t on him fully but this isn’t the same player we saw before ASB.

  22. Gold_Ad_3590

    The fucking bucks is way bigger than these Hawks

  23. DustyBawls03

    Crazy to say, Bam haters probably had a point the whole time. He’s more expandable than Herro to me.

    Good kid, but unbelievably soft and never hungry to be the best. He’s not good enough second Maybe even third option. I’m officially over him I can’t lie

  24. Shootout to Lowry tonight for showing up, overall just a really disappointing performance from the team tonight just got obliterated on the defensive glass

  25. Healthy_Possible_754

    We signed two 7 footers, barely played them, then got severely outrebounded. Pat fucked up in running it back, Spo fucked up the lineup, and Bam is all talk but can’t back shit up! Fuck it.

  26. HoodrichLucas

    Shoutout bam for doing jack shit. Fuck this season and this roster. Blow this shit up man.

  27. BillBRawlins

    Why can’t this team play well at the same time? Tyler shows up in the playoffs and you get fucking 30from Kyle but Bam and Jimmy have some of their worse games of the season.

  28. JSmoove309

    Kyle fucking Lowry scores 33 AND WE CANT FUCKING WIN!? Lose Friday so we can wrap this shit up and get a better draft pick

  29. Emilia67

    We really wasted a Kyle masterclass tonight 😖

  30. YouStillTakeDamage

    Pathetic from everyone not named Tyler or Kyle. Lazy defense, refusal to box out, and settling for terrible shots on offense. This team doesn’t deserve to make the playoffs if that’s how they want to play, and I’m quite ready for the team to just lose on Friday.

  31. AdmitJustiseIsBetter

    Until Bam actually steps up in a big game, I’m over him. I don’t care how good he is in regular season game #35, help your team win the important games or gtfo.

  32. Kylorambe

    Trade the whole fucking team and get some picks. This is an embarrassment. People expect Pat Riley to get a “whale” who the fuck wants Duncan or Lowry in a trade???

  33. Consistent_Category9

    Bam never stepped up in a big game. Fuck that. Remember last playoffs? Jimmy carried us. Bam never did shit. He got his all star not and disapperead. That’s not heat culture at all. He got cooked by Capela by a mile

  34. CBoshtrich

    Honestly lets just opt out of the playoffs and take the 0.5 chance for Wembanyama 🤷‍♂️ getting size and rebounding should be the MAIN priority this offseason

  35. I’m the first one to say tanking is bad for team identity but damn I’m so over this squad. Bam ain’t it, good player but doesn’t have the character to be that guy.

    Also Martin and Strus man. If they went undrafted there’s a reason for it.

  36. SoCalHeatFan2020

    When the Lakers got gentlemanly swept by the Pistons in the 04 Finals Shaq had like a 42/10 game in one of the losses and Phil said they wasted a great Shaq performance. That’s how I feel about wasting Kyle’s.

  37. Schizophrenicwojak

    Took my heartbroken son to this game to make amends and it was a complete embarrassment.He is crying and saying he wants to go back to mom’s and never come back. Shame on you Jimmy and shame on this humiliation of a franchise. All of my Heat gear is now destroyed.

  38. RRRege_21

    Bam Adebayo is garbage shit. Clowns didn’t want to trade him for Kevin Durant. Bum is a blacker Ben Simmons.

    Garbage ass team. Pat Riley living off of rings that Lebron James got him.

  39. Trendelthegreat

    Even last years playoff run was hard to watch. Every other game was a pathetic showing.

    Remember that time we were on pace to score 4 points for an entire game midway through the first quarter?

    This team needs to be gutted like a fish. Regardless of next games outcome

  40. BrakettSC

    trade everyone, this team is garbage.. this team are all talks.
    and please BAM don’t say that you are DPTY, and Jimmy humble yourself.

  41. josephside

    Bam talking shit about how he should have been DPOY cuz Rudy don’t show up in the playoffs

    Well you don’t either Bam

  42. TuaTouchdownsallova

    I’m so done with seeing Strus’ stupid face on my television. Can we please move on?

  43. SoCalHeatFan2020

    The person who put this team together should shoulder most of the blame.

  44. BAMdalorian

    I’m so tired of watching Martin at the 4. Can we fucking throw zeller or yurt in. We need ducking size. 26 offensive rebounds giving up… seeing that in person right in front of me made me want to commit toaster bath

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