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Good day to clean, can someone hand me the broom



Good Morning Sixers fam, I’d like to reminisce on a past Sixers game while we all wake up and enjoy this morning.
The date is November 22, 2023 and the Sixers are scheduled to play the Nets. News strikes out that the Sixers will be without Embiid, Harden, and Maxey. Mayham breaks out, the Sixers are surely to lose this game for KD and Kyrie(both still nets at the time) r both good to go. As the game start the Nets get off to a quick start going up 10-2, it would appear that we are stuck in the mud and sinking fast…..

But then a new hero rises from the muck, it’s BBall Paul!! The Sixers would appear to have a slim chance of winning this game should this new hero of Philly get a little help. Oh wait… what’s that, Tobias Harris and De’Anthony Melton are here to help save the day. With a little help from the rest of the crew, these three brave souls lead by none other than BBall Paul rise Out The Mud to beat down the crooks from Brooklyn 115-106.

Embiid maybe out today, but fear not Philly. The hero of old will rise from the muck once again and he will bring this city the Brooklyn sweep we desire.

For those interested in stats for the game:
Bball- 31 minutes off the bench, 19/0/10 with 2 blk 3 Stl shooting 7/9 FG 5/6 FT

Tobi- 24/3/6

Melton- 22/4/4 with 1 blk, 3 stl

by ConManTheKushman

3 Comments

  1. Ninjacide

    Because I live in Japan, I watch most of the games on my phone. I download them in the app, and then delete them when I’m done. Out of all the games this season, I’ve only kept 2 games: this Nets game, and the final Celtics game.

    I was unironically more jazzed about that Nets win than the Phillies or Eagles championship runs.

  2. yusbishyus

    nets are absolutely winning this one. they have enough defense and ya’ll play slow enough with or without joel that they can defend and this time they don’t have to double anybody. mikal has shown he can still hit shots when covered aggressively, and role players play better at home with their backs on the wall when another team is missing a key piece. im going with the nets today.

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