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I had a dream that this man dropped 52 points tonight. Is it likely? I don’t know but let’s fucking will it to existence. Fuck the Celtics and trust the princess.



I had a dream that this man dropped 52 points tonight. Is it likely? I don’t know but let’s fucking will it to existence. Fuck the Celtics and trust the princess.

by Keanu__Gaming__xD

27 Comments

  1. Keanu__Gaming__xD

    Score was 120-98 us yall like idk but it felt so real and I was so happy so I don’t know maybe I’m delusional but I just .. don’t know.

  2. Thegrandmistressofoz

    There’s only a few members in this sub I can instantly tell who it was from the msg without looking at the name. Keanu Gaming with these titles, lard with Tobi hate and the rebounding guy who I’m forgetting his tag

  3. TheStonedAlchem1st

    Here ye, here ye! You stand in the presence of James Edward Harden Jr. of House Philadelphia, rightful heir to the Larry O’Brien trophy, rightful Princess of the National Basketball Association, Protector of the six divisions, Father of strippers, the great Point Guard of the Atlantic sea, the unburnt breaker of ankles! Trust your princess and bow to the process, puny Celtics, before we burn your clovers, steal your J-Harden wine, and and dine of the meek bones of your 2023 campaign!!!!

  4. shadowarmy229

    Knew this was a Keanu post from the title lmao

  5. larryshomework00

    Theodore Herzl. State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

  6. Keanu__Gaming__xD

    Y’all I’ve had a bad day man so like please go easy on the insults today thanks 🙂

  7. mcflyy4

    Sight beyond sight.

    ![gif](giphy|XEtJlMcEbFqpy)

  8. dogcheeese

    Babe wake up Keanu is schizoposting again

  9. Deadboy90

    If he somehow magically is able to transition his regular season shooting %’s to the postseason definitely. I love him but the problem is, for his career his playoff shooting %’s are barely higher than Westbricks.

  10. boardingschmordin

    I had a dream that my friend got shot so I’ma go with ur dream

  11. TheExorcistMarc

    I had a dream that my dead aunt was in inviting me to Rihanna’s wedding, begrudgingly and also that I saw a huge eagle/mythical creature form and swoop down from the sky and attack a woman.

  12. gollum-the-great

    ![gif](giphy|fnTyrsnRbqkA6mPIKH)

  13. tonypearcern

    He needs to play the lead like he did in Game 1. This has always been where Harden shines. More drives, more shots, more trips to the free throw line and he’ll be in a rhythm.

  14. BettisBus

    Is this man in the room with us right now?

  15. elliott9_oward5

    ![gif](giphy|4UK7uodVt8lZS|downsized)

  16. tankguy33

    Sixers in 5. Source: it came to me in a dream.

  17. GreaterHealingPotion

    Imagine keanu gaming and zzzprolgt in a padded room together with only 2 typewriters.

  18. CheeksKlappanen

    The same amount AI dropped after receiving mvp in game 5 vs raptors 🫣

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