as always jimmy and the heat are great if that wasnt clear. 3 things – forgot the duncan robinson backdoor cuts, after looking at a couple of the tatum passes not all of them were doubles, more like the zone loading up one side of the floor, grant did get some buckets in the 4th that will probably be forgotten https://twitter.com/FunkyDiabetic1
Big difference when half the roster isn't hurt huh? Miami was a shot away from going to the Finals last year and that was with Jimmy, Kyle, Tyler, Strus and Bam all playing hurt. You could see it in their offense no one could drive to the paint. This year the Heat are at 80% and punking the Celtics, not a suprise. With a healthy Dipo locking down Brown and Tyler hitting shots, both these games are blowouts. Boston better win Sunday or Tuesday will be the end of their season.😂
J Tatum is today’s version of a weak willed choke artist like John Stockton, Reggie Miller, Patrick Ewing and all those pussies from the 90s who never won a single time.
1) Build a solid core with drafts and 1 star free-agent 2) fill the core up 34+ y/o as veterans 3) be the worst 3 point shooting team in the league and generally have a bad offense 4) lose your best shooter and 2nd best offensive player to injury at the start of the playoffs. 5) ?????? 6) win a championship (profit).
I'm having some trouble figuring out step 5. I guess it's "heat culture", but that is about as descriptive as "?????".
All the MJ’s son jokes are funny but they got me thinking about the good ol’ goat debate again. (I know I know) but it really is funny how people try to act like Jordan was just a product of his era that couldn’t play today. Jimmy Butler is basically Michael Jordan with less athleticism. Or if you’d rather, Jordan is essentially Jimmy Butler with an extra foot on his vertical and faster. Lol Bron is a far second.
Grant Williams is NOT him. TRUST ME! Double Jimmy Buckets and go from there…when the Heat are down points in the fourth quarter, who is there to bring them back in it? JIMMY! Double that man, shit!
Is there no defensive three seconds anymore? Down the stretch there were numerous possessions bam was just standing under the hoop with nobody near him.
Mazulla has done a great job this year but you can see how desperately they need someone like Udoka right now. It’s one thing to coach in the regular season but to coach in the playoffs with no prior playing or coaching experience is tough.
The bench players are about to say fuck it and just play hero ball and not pass to the J's because they are both too scared to shoot in the 4th. This team is a joke!!!!
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as always jimmy and the heat are great if that wasnt clear. 3 things – forgot the duncan robinson backdoor cuts, after looking at a couple of the tatum passes not all of them were doubles, more like the zone loading up one side of the floor, grant did get some buckets in the 4th that will probably be forgotten
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Lmao this series is over 🤣 imagine Vegas bids on Miami right now
Boston must win Game 3.
Puttin Al Horford back in lost that game and not getting grant Williams off of Jimmy Butler
Grant Williams won't be getting a contract offer after provoking Jimmy, leading to a blown lead and lost game.
Jaylen Brown can't wait to leave Boston.
Big difference when half the roster isn't hurt huh? Miami was a shot away from going to the Finals last year and that was with Jimmy, Kyle, Tyler, Strus and Bam all playing hurt. You could see it in their offense no one could drive to the paint. This year the Heat are at 80% and punking the Celtics, not a suprise. With a healthy Dipo locking down Brown and Tyler hitting shots, both these games are blowouts. Boston better win Sunday or Tuesday will be the end of their season.😂
Himmy Adebayo
Grant williams got humbled real quick
J Tatum is today’s version of a weak willed choke artist like John Stockton, Reggie Miller, Patrick Ewing and all those pussies from the 90s who never won a single time.
1) Build a solid core with drafts and 1 star free-agent
2) fill the core up 34+ y/o as veterans
3) be the worst 3 point shooting team in the league and generally have a bad offense
4) lose your best shooter and 2nd best offensive player to injury at the start of the playoffs.
5) ??????
6) win a championship (profit).
I'm having some trouble figuring out step 5. I guess it's "heat culture", but that is about as descriptive as "?????".
Jimmy Butler is the GOAT.
I'm also not going to lie to you, the Heat haven't lost at home, so I think at this point, y'all might be fighting to not get swept by an 8th seed.
Boston is so inconsistent that they can’t beat Miami😂😂😂
Choosing Tobias Harris over Jimmy Buckets is quite possibly the greatest error in NBA history.
Boston were the favorites to win it all in the NHL too before Miami upset them…
the fact that giannis cannot beat jimmy says it all
The Heat look so fast man. Jesus the guards are quick.
All the MJ’s son jokes are funny but they got me thinking about the good ol’ goat debate again. (I know I know) but it really is funny how people try to act like Jordan was just a product of his era that couldn’t play today. Jimmy Butler is basically Michael Jordan with less athleticism. Or if you’d rather, Jordan is essentially Jimmy Butler with an extra foot on his vertical and faster. Lol Bron is a far second.
Your team is done
The Celtics coach is a bad coach he dont know how to use Robert Williams
Nope you always sound exactly the same and we love it 😂
Jaylen browns assss
Grant Williams had an open jumper in the middle of the zone that he passed up and then tried to score on Bam, and got stuffed.
Celtics are dead
JB has to be better
Only the Nuggets can beat the Jimmy Buckets! It's going to be a great finals!
Boston is getting punked. Game 3 is going to say slot about their belief in winning this series.
Jimmy bout to get called the N word in game 5 😂
Grant Williams is NOT him. TRUST ME! Double Jimmy Buckets and go from there…when the Heat are down points in the fourth quarter, who is there to bring them back in it? JIMMY! Double that man, shit!
Y’all won’t be anything until your team stops coming up w corny nicknames like time lord
Nuggets vs Heat finals ? Id take that
Is there no defensive three seconds anymore? Down the stretch there were numerous possessions bam was just standing under the hoop with nobody near him.
You’re my biggest inspiration for content, you are the definition of no set pieces just basketball knowledge ✊🏼
Celtics in trouble but not the lakers, interesting
Jimmy butler IS the protagonist I’m sorry funky 😂😂
So beautiful so nice❤🎉😅😂😂
Mazulla has done a great job this year but you can see how desperately they need someone like Udoka right now. It’s one thing to coach in the regular season but to coach in the playoffs with no prior playing or coaching experience is tough.
As a lakers fan if they get knocked out , I’m going for jimmy buckets.
The voice doesn’t change lolol but the inside matters..😢
The bench players are about to say fuck it and just play hero ball and not pass to the J's because they are both too scared to shoot in the 4th. This team is a joke!!!!