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I’m bored at work rn and threw this trade together in like 2 minutes dont bash me too hard it’s not serious

by Crazy_Classroom3177

14 Comments

  1. hzafary

    now were talking….I’m so tired of trade proposals where we send out established top tier talent for unproven second-third draft picks. Let’s stop dreaming small bulls fans.

  2. ASAP_Jonny

    The first proposal will do! Finally being realistic!

  3. PercyBluntz

    It’s the lottery protected first rounder that really makes this proposal feel legitimate.

  4. ARowzFocuz

    **Trade #1:**

    White/Beverley/C. Jones

    LaVine/Dosunmu

    Williams/Caruso/Terry

    Zion/DJJ

    Vucevic/Drummond/Simonovic

    ​

    **Trade #2:**

    White/Beverley/C. Jones

    LaVine/Cason Wallace (#17)/Dosunmu

    Williams/Green/Terry

    Zion/Nance/DJJ

    Vucevic/Drummond/Simonovic

  5. Roan_Psychometry

    I do not want that walking “injury” on my team

  6. MildlyPaleMango

    If he can’t handle gumbo and beignets he won’t be able to handle portillos and giordanos.

  7. Floating_carp12

    Aren’t we wanting to get away from injury-prone players?

  8. Imhere4thejokes

    Just what the team needs, another street clothes spectator.

  9. tallslim1960

    Zion is a step away from Eddy Curry/ Oliver Miller territory. Pass, hard pass.

  10. emueller5251

    You’re right, Lonzo could use some company.

    Too far?

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