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Me watching all this zion stuff realizing we ain’t never gonna win shit with him



Me watching all this zion stuff realizing we ain’t never gonna win shit with him

by rmg3935

14 Comments

  1. Arkadin45

    Ah yes the NBA where people who have a lot of sex with random women never win anything

  2. Intelligent-Honey476

    More like tired of her still complaining. Like give it up already we get it.

  3. JayDogon504

    Honestly the injuries alone brought me to that conclusion. Good dude but I don’t think he’s the one to lead us to The Promised Land and the sooner we realize and move on the better off we’d be

  4. KarlMarkyMarx

    Look up Wilt Chamberlain, Dennis Rodman, or Magic Johnson.

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    Hell, even Jordan had off-the-court issues.

  5. snowkrash3000

    And as soon as we move on he will get healthy and lead some other team to the championship. That’s how it works.

  6. rustymurderer13

    What Zion is doing is light stuff compared to Wilt.

  7. thedrcubed

    The most disturbing part is how much money he’s paying them. You would think famous athletes could get laid for free

  8. OooofPoof

    Are you in board to trade him now like I am?

  9. emperorarg

    If Zion is to be traded, trade him to another small market team

  10. SpaceAfricanJesus

    Me realizing we probably have the least emotionally intelligent fanbase

  11. Muted-Brick-8066

    Zion ain’t doing shit in the NBA, an incredible talent that got him paid. It’s clear that was his intentions., and good for him. I praise him for taking care of his. But, he will not amount to anything more than most undrafted players in his draft. He’s probably almost unreadable at this point too, really screwed New Orleans

  12. Garthtav

    You’re making alot of assumptions off the ramblings of an unhinged woman.

  13. ScottyinLA

    People need to stop overreacting to this Zion stuff. 22 year old centimillionaire likes banging randoms isn’t exactly news. Sure he uses Onlyfans the way most people use grubhub, I get that. But realistically y’all are loading your account with grubhub level cash, and Zion loads his accounts with sneaker deals and an NBA max deal. These situations are not the same.

    Dude has different options than most people and exercises those options like a typical 22 year old male would. No crimes have been committed and the worst you can say about him is his condom game is lacking, but he’s at least trying to take responsibility there.

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