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People around the league expect the Pelicans to move Zion Williamson by Thursday, per @BillSimmons “The Zion thing is a real, real, real, subplot. I had somebody tell me yesterday—that I trust—that he will not be on [the Pelicans] by Thursday.”



People around the league expect the Pelicans to move Zion Williamson by Thursday, per @BillSimmons “The Zion thing is a real, real, real, subplot. I had somebody tell me yesterday—that I trust—that he will not be on [the Pelicans] by Thursday.”

by lilg88

12 Comments

  1. Terbmagic

    Our Stevens, who art in the front office

    Hallowed be by name

    From jaylen brown

    To zion national park

    Thy will be done in boston

    As it is in new orleans

    Give us our daily mountain dew

    And forgive jaylen for being unable to dribble with his left hand.

    Lead us directly to temptation

    And deliver us from the evil of jaylens contract

    Amen.

  2. I_Set_3_Alarms

    Portland feels like the one that makes the most sense. Raptors possibly if Masai ever decides to make a move

  3. icatfilms

    Would not want Zion and I’m in love with chaos. Dude has fucked up knees and he is overweight. He will not be playing basketball when he is 30

  4. Old_Willow4766

    Dear Brad Stevens,

    If New Orleans calls. Say no hang up and block the number.

  6. Plap37

    I don’t understand how anyone looks at Zion and thinks “Yeah, an overweight, chronically injured, immature locker room cancer is exactly what this team needs, sign me up”

  7. miles_playvis

    Clam Chowder is pretty high in fat…

    I will say that in a healthy hypothetical, Smart/White/Tatum/Zion/Timelord would be as tasty as a Louisiana Po’ boy.

  8. dru_jones

    Trade him to Chicago and watch Zion feast!

    On hotdog and pizza that is. LOL

  9. 25DegreeD

    I think it’s justified considering all of his non-basketball related issues, but it’s still wild to see the possibility of someone with Giannis level potential getting traded.

    Edit: Even higher than Giannis honestly.

  11. tuxedokamen_sama

    I like how Simmons qualifies this rumor by saying it’s from someone he trusts. What does that tell you about your other rumors, Dumb Simmons?

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