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A New Yorker at heart. He needs to be charged and as part of the plea deal he should be forced to play for the Knicks as retribution for his crimes against our fine city.



A New Yorker at heart. He needs to be charged and as part of the plea deal he should be forced to play for the Knicks as retribution for his crimes against our fine city.

by Coolio1014

7 Comments

  1. Coolio1014

    Bro’s even going the wrong way 🤣

  2. patrickthunnus

    Leaving the subway, not entering. Nothing illegal there

  3. TheHoneyDuke

    He is exiting . If he went the normal way it would bruise his thighs

  4. Snuggle__Monster

    Thankfully he didn’t smash his legs pulling that little manuver or else this city would have never fucking heard the end of it.

  5. Hot-Turnover4883

    My coworker always does this he’s cheap af lol

  6. DannyC2699

    He did this when exiting, though I’m not sure why he used the entry turnstiles for this maneuver lol.

    Either way, he did nothing illegal here.

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