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A sturdy James Harden at Michael Rubin’s party this weekend


A sturdy James Harden at Michael Rubin’s party this weekend

James looks like he’s back on his “trade me or I don’t get in shape” phase as he did on past teams… guess the suit is back and ready!! I can’t wait to see it looks like a lot of drama incoming

by IndependentScore3857

50 Comments

  1. boyharsher-

    There’s no way that isn’t Rick Ross

  2. WhyyyLuigi

    Him and Lil Baby are really joined at the hip lol

  3. IndependentScore3857

    “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas” – James harden

  4. Rubin has the same wax doll face in every picture

  5. honestnbafan

    From pulling stunts like this whenever he wants to be traded from multiple teams to his extreme flopping on the court Harden makes it extremely easy not to root for him

    Incredible scorer and overall offensive player in his prime but there’s a reason that many fans across the league have never liked him

  6. sixwithwoes

    Y’all ain’t ready for Center Harden 😤

  7. grudgepacker

    Fat Harden suiting up for Philly is going to be hilarious af lmao

  8. dpeters8158

    He figured he’s done enough acting over his career, so he’s jointing the SAG strike

  9. nibbinoo8

    y’all think michael rubin is actually fun to be around or just has shit loads of money? i guess there isn’t much of a difference between the two lol

  10. SoKrat3s

    He would have to be total idiot to try the fat suit routine. If he pulls that there is no way he is getting a lucrative deal in the offseason, regardless of where he gets traded to.

  11. Bunny_Whaler

    Harden is going full Rick Ross this off-season.

  12. Spac3_ap3

    He looks like he’s in love with Harden lmao!!!

  13. ClutchGamingGuy

    is Michael Rubin famous or something

  14. Mundane_Pair_6556

    Whats the exact origin tale of the fat suit?

  15. iamaweirdguy

    When Harden retires he gonna be that 40-50s obese dude at the strip club chowin down

  16. StefonDiggsHS

    he’s gonna do what he did in Houston to Philly isnt he

  17. Based_and_JPooled

    Clippers phys therapy team better be studying hamstring treatment

  18. Pierson230

    He’s torpedoing his value

    Who the fuck wants to trade for this guy?

    Come on lol, he gets you nowhere. He’s winning a title with nobody as he currently handles himself.

  19. Ok-Tree4365

    Ugh, I hope the Clippers don’t make this trade.

  20. Meatballclub

    Michael Rubin loves letting people know he has athlete friends and expensive t shirts

  21. jumboponcho

    I genuinely believe Michael Rubin fucks some of these athletes and rappers

  22. Productpusher

    Mike Rubin is a modernized rich pee wee Herman if you look at a lot of his pics . Both have the same last name also spelt different

  23. Nidaime33

    Thought that was Kimbo Slice for a second.

  24. IdRatherBeShilling

    FFS include a screen shot because some of us don’t have Twitter.

  25. cobbicus333

    Harden is clearly just one of those guys (I am one of these guys m) who’s weight fluctuates very easily. The guy always plays himself back into shape like instantly, outside of when he’s forced his way out before obviously. Genuinely think the dude just knows his body and knows if he tries for 2 weeks it’s back to normal lol

  26. james_randolph

    When he’s done playing, 100% will be looking like Kendrick Perkins. If not, he may even take it as far as Rick Ross.

  27. Fragrant-Category-62

    How many parties is this mf throwing 😭

  28. Slippinjimmyforever

    He’s cultivating mass to tank that trade value.

  29. SongOfBlueIceAndWire

    It’s fucking cringe how much this sub obsesses over people’s weight

  30. LazyAssedAmbassador

    Rubin is a weird dude right? I’m not the only one thinking that?

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