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We winning the chip this year



For all you doubters– we are winning the chip this year. We have solid pieces. Nurk is a a great basketballer– I recongize his defense and his 3 will be money. With all the attention on PDX he won’t get those baby foul calls. Slimmed down and kicked in. Scoot isn’t really a rook– he is going to open the offense up while playing D. Murray is legit — going to prove he is just as good, if not better then his twin. And Dame $ is still on our team until the fat lady starts singing. He ain’t running from the grind. That’s a damn team right there.

by impoverishedpoetry

22 Comments

  1. if we win, this guy will be one of the most joyful men in Portland

  2. Fuckitmate4

    This is the dumbest bet I have ever seen.

  3. $1000 will buy you a decent amount of cocaine, but I guess some people prefer to snort hopium.

  4. CapTurbulent3955

    Lmao, amazing bet, and sorry in advance for your loss.

  5. InstructionAfraid433

    Dude, you’re gonna win so much money

  6. ChaossssValo

    least delusional and mentally stable blazers fan

  7. Mr-Rockwood-64

    A quarter of $1 million is an antihistamine.

  8. sadduckfan

    They are literally going to be the worst team in the league lol

  9. CaspianFan69

    Playing Devil’s Advocate…did you have Jimmy Butler and three white guys going to the Finals last year?

  10. Wide-Concentrate7228

    250k is not a lot for this bet. So mostly likely gonna happen

  11. SasquatchDoobie

    You should have bet with me. If you give me $1k, I’ll give you $300k if they win the chip

  12. garybusey42069

    Must be nice to be able to just throw away $1000 like that…

  13. The payout should be bigger since this is a guaranteed lotto team next year

  14. peskett

    I put $100 on it too, it’s rip citys time baby

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