With the news that the NBA is allowing 0.5% ownership of teams, and r/NBA sitting at around 8 million in size, it’s the perfect time for us degenerates to buy a half-percentage of a team
Why the Grizzlies, you may ask? This random blog says they’re the cheapest NBA team to own, with a valuation of $1.3 billion: https://dunkorthree.com/cheapest-nba-teams/
Now, all 8 million of us won’t be able to chip in: maybe folks won’t see this post. Maybe people don’t have a few bucks lying around. Maybe some bots or inactive accounts are in our presence. So that is why I am suggesting that 1 million of us chip in $6.50 to buy a 0.5% ($6.5 million) share in the Grizzlies
If we rinse and repeat that low, low price of $6.50 weekly, in less than *two years* r/NBA will own a majority share in the Memphis Grizzlies
From there, it’s game over for the league. With our superior and infallible combined knowledge of the game, the Grizzlies will be perennial title contenders for years to come
Mods, get this started
by AncientGorilla
39 Comments
leave this up mods. let the man cook
I’ll double it to 13$ if you let me coach the team
I’m down for the cause
If we created a formal ownership group Ithink we would be rejected since with such minimal investment We’d be less incentivized to be all invested in the league
Are we allowed to execute Ja?
Mods have enough on their plates as it is after those API changes, so I volunteer to help out by collecting everyone’s investment.
Let’s do this! Fr ! 6.50 won’t hurt!
There has to be some type of guru, or lawyer who can get this done! It would be dope as hell if Memphis did a special r nba jersey .
I’m down, let’s do it. And then, I don’t know, maybe trade JJJ, Bane and all our picks for solid vets like say DeRozan and Vucevic. I’m spitballing here.
I’ll pay three figures to be the stadium dj
1st Move. Relocate the team to Alaska
The Grizzlies have a charter school, I wouldn’t let r/nba anywhere near kids.
You have my axe
I want to be Ja’s boss i’m in!
I’ll pay you a whooping $10 with the condition I play, start every game and average 40mpg
This really puts into perspective how much 6.5 million is, as well as how much 1.3 billion is for that to only be 0.5 percent.
Ja Morant, start learning Chinese buddy.
>If we rinse and repeat that low, low price of $6.50 weekly, in less than two years r/NBA will own a majority share in the Memphis Grizzlies
I don’t understand this part. Wouldn’t this only be a one time purchase?
Hear me out: we do the $6.50 each for 6.5m THEN we put it all on Black 28 on roulette….that’s 234m then we put that on red. That’s 468m. Put that all on 1st 12……that’s 1.4b — then we buy the team outright and all get back like $100
this is gonna end up like the LoL reddit team
Am I allowed to be Ja’s life coach? I’m from the part of Detroit that people avoid. I can teach him how to be more hood than he ever could have fathomed.
I am 100% in on this. That sounds fucking fun.
There should be a poll asking “Would you be down for chipping in $6.50?”, with one of the options being ‘Yes’, ‘No’, and ‘Yes, I’d actually pitch $13 to cover myself, and for one who doesn’t want to’.
That way, you can get better results on the possibility.
I think we’d all be better off just using that money to buy drugs.
I have exactly that amount of money left. Let’s do it.
Can we use our Reddit coins for payment?
I’ll chip in three-fiddy! Let’s make this happen
Not your private army.
I’ve already put my name into the race. I am grizzly after all! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity girls/boys/rejects, let’s do this!
can we move them back to vancouver? 😇
Sounds good. Everybody send me their $6.50 and I’ll take care of the rest.
Gimme 10% of T shirt sales and i’ll be your partner.
You crazy son of a bitch, I’m in!
As an attorney, I’ll be the assigned lawyer and counselor for all players on the Grizzlies. How hard can it be??
The logical move to make would be to trade for all ten players with the last name Williams and make that your playing rotation.
Shit, Memphis already has two. Make a trade with OKC, snag their three Williams, and you are half way there with a single transaction.
Ya know, under such a model, the citizens of a city could own a team. But that would be stupid, we need these really smart rich people to run the teams
If this sub actually legit did this and I didn’t think it was a scam I’d 100% want this sub to be majority owner of the grizz.
I’m in. Ill put up my paypal address, yall send me the money
I’m gonna make Steven Adams gently rock me to sleep like a baby.
Does a vast majority of our ownership group being in middle school hurt our chances?