Forgot to add 6 second round picks and infinite first round swaps
tblazrdude
be nice to them, their front office got them excited about trading tyler herro and duncan robinson for collin sexton; then it was donovan mitchell; then then it was kevin durant.
that’s rough no matter how you slice it.
Mosited1223
“One year ago, Lillard pursued the Blazers on a supermax extension and landed a four-year, $176 million deal—including a $60 million annual average when he’s 35 and 36 years old,” ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski wrote. “That’s making it harder for the Blazers to trade Lillard, not easier. Some teams see that extension as a back-end blight on their cap.”
Delusional. Why would the heat trade an all star in their prime for a 33 y/o guard on the start of a supermax? Lillard is the worst defender in the league and soon to be the worst contract in the league. You should be giving us picks to get rid of him. That’s why there’s no other offers. Then on top of it you want all our cheap depth to fill out a team that has over 100 million now dedicated to 3 players. How does this make any sense from the heat perspective?
thatfuqa
First fair trade pitch that I’ve seen.
Carizle
Can we include Pat Riley in the trade too?
FakeFan07
Looks good to me!
sniz821
By far the most reasonable trade I’ve seen
ApuFromTechSupport
I would tbh
BigPh1llyStyle
“That’s not fair, that’s not equal value….”
nwballer503
Who wants a 2030 draft pick lmao
pdxdrum84
Imagine Dame forcing his way to the Heat to play with his buddy Bam, only to have Bam included in the trade for Dame 😂
TBF, a lineup of Scoot/Ant/Sharpe/Grant/Bam with a bench unit of Devoe/Martin/Jaquez/Jovic/Nurkic (or another big) would have a pretty high potential over the next couple seasons.
joeiscool101
Dame > Bam.
durmduke
Only +1 win, is it even worth?
OrganizationFar6086
That’s like 11 first round picks worth of value. You’re legitimately smoking crack. I know it’s emotional that your franchises big star wants out, but please try to stay grounded in reality 😂 he’s 33 soon and just came off injury a season ago, while on a massive contract. Your front office mismanaged the asset, he is no longer worth superstar trade packages, especially given that you are not shopping him of your own accord, he asked out. No one is about to hand you the literal perfect package to turn into a dynasty for a distressed asset, keep Dame pissed off or get real
WBLwiffleball
I know this a joke but I find this funny
Heat Sub: Portland needs to give him up for 2 FRP’s because it’s forced.
Blazers Sub: Miami needs to give up Martin, Robinson, Herro, JJJ, Jovic, 17 FRP’s and Bam or else they don’t want him
FNL47
Damb, that is most definitely a trade
hamsickle
I’m guessing it’ll look something like that but herro instead of bam
Antique-Purple-Axe
Crazy part is they’d probably win a championship if they did this trade
sixseven89
This is unironically reasonable
immrdadguy
Bam not leaving
Gybe_enjoyer
I posted this shit in the heat sub and they banned me within 10 minutes 😭
56kimi
I wish I could request a trade to a better company when I’m producing a lot more for my organization than my colleagues.
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youll settle for Herro Jovic and 2 FRP
That’s a more fair trade
Forgot to add 6 second round picks and infinite first round swaps
be nice to them, their front office got them excited about trading tyler herro and duncan robinson for collin sexton; then it was donovan mitchell; then then it was kevin durant.
that’s rough no matter how you slice it.
“One year ago, Lillard pursued the Blazers on a supermax extension and landed a four-year, $176 million deal—including a $60 million annual average when he’s 35 and 36 years old,” ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski wrote. “That’s making it harder for the Blazers to trade Lillard, not easier. Some teams see that extension as a back-end blight on their cap.”
https://i.giphy.com/media/111ebonMs90YLu/giphy.webp
And Spo.
You forgot the swaps
Throw in Billups too
Delusional. Why would the heat trade an all star in their prime for a 33 y/o guard on the start of a supermax? Lillard is the worst defender in the league and soon to be the worst contract in the league. You should be giving us picks to get rid of him. That’s why there’s no other offers. Then on top of it you want all our cheap depth to fill out a team that has over 100 million now dedicated to 3 players. How does this make any sense from the heat perspective?
First fair trade pitch that I’ve seen.
Can we include Pat Riley in the trade too?
Looks good to me!
By far the most reasonable trade I’ve seen
I would tbh
“That’s not fair, that’s not equal value….”
Who wants a 2030 draft pick lmao
Imagine Dame forcing his way to the Heat to play with his buddy Bam, only to have Bam included in the trade for Dame 😂
TBF, a lineup of Scoot/Ant/Sharpe/Grant/Bam with a bench unit of Devoe/Martin/Jaquez/Jovic/Nurkic (or another big) would have a pretty high potential over the next couple seasons.
Dame > Bam.
Only +1 win, is it even worth?
That’s like 11 first round picks worth of value. You’re legitimately smoking crack. I know it’s emotional that your franchises big star wants out, but please try to stay grounded in reality 😂 he’s 33 soon and just came off injury a season ago, while on a massive contract. Your front office mismanaged the asset, he is no longer worth superstar trade packages, especially given that you are not shopping him of your own accord, he asked out. No one is about to hand you the literal perfect package to turn into a dynasty for a distressed asset, keep Dame pissed off or get real
I know this a joke but I find this funny
Heat Sub: Portland needs to give him up for 2 FRP’s because it’s forced.
Blazers Sub: Miami needs to give up Martin, Robinson, Herro, JJJ, Jovic, 17 FRP’s and Bam or else they don’t want him
Damb, that is most definitely a trade
I’m guessing it’ll look something like that but herro instead of bam
Crazy part is they’d probably win a championship if they did this trade
This is unironically reasonable
Bam not leaving
I posted this shit in the heat sub and they banned me within 10 minutes 😭
I wish I could request a trade to a better company when I’m producing a lot more for my organization than my colleagues.
Throw Jimmy in