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[Marchand] ESPN is closing in on promoting Doris Burke to the NBA Finals, demoting Mark Jackson and hiring Doc Rivers in the wake of the Jeff Van Gundy firing



[Marchand] ESPN is closing in on promoting Doris Burke to the NBA Finals, demoting Mark Jackson and hiring Doc Rivers in the wake of the Jeff Van Gundy firing

by PotRoastBoobs

40 Comments

  1. browndude10

    man if Wemby makes it to the Finals, Doris is going to bring so much extra underwear

  2. WhenItsHalfPastFive

    Doris ⬆️

    Jackson ⬇️

    Doc ⬆️

    Jeff 🏖

  3. UnbridledCarnage

    I really can’t stand listening to Doris on the call. All she does is drool over the superstar of the team and ignores the rest of the game. Bad move by ESPN IMO

  4. 21Tayler10

    This is such a horrible decision. I pray it doesn’t go thru

  5. csummerss

    Guess I’m watching the games on mute

  6. Schwalm

    So we have to listen to Docs raspy ass voice now too?

  7. pskill43

    Do we really need to listen to Doc’s voice for 2 hours? He doesn’t have a pleasant voice for TV.

  8. YeeTarnished

    Going from JVG to Doris Burke is a MASSIVE downgrade. 🙁

  9. thewrongnotes

    “Talk about love for the game, now here’s a guy who gets what it takes to be at the top ,someone who has put in in the work sin…”

    *Meanwhile actual basketball is being played*

  10. AhhhhhSpaceeee

    Doris Burke and Doc Rivers? Yikes. I’ll be watching the Spanish broadcast this year.

  11. imnotknox

    Just don’t understand why they want a shitty product, like going out of their way to make it worse.

  12. When she first started, she was interesting. But someone told Doris she was a deep thinker and now she tries to make over-the-top observations on every single player’s greatness and her little monologues are mostly cringe. It’s just awkward now. She regressed as an announcer, just like Tony Romo did.

  13. pugofthewildfrontier

    I can’t listen to Docs voice, idc what he’s saying just the sound of his voice is enough to mute.

  14. Machine_Dick

    I would rather hear any other voice other than Doris

  15. RobbobertoBuii

    Doc was actually really good with ABC before getting hired by Boston

  16. cyrusthemarginal

    Come on ESPN your stuff sucks.. use the homer ass local commentators for each team’s home games. At least those folks have a narrative and know the teams!

  17. skywalkerRCP

    WE DONT NEED THREE-PERSON ANNOUNCERS FOR BASKETBALL

  18. lazysoup12

    doc’s voice should automatically disqualify him from broadcast jobs.

  19. Bladex20

    There is no way i could listen to 3 hours of Doc Rivers voice

  20. TheIgnoredWriter

    Are they blindfolded throwing darts at a board of names?

    Who the hell is making these awful, awful decisions

  21. honeybear33

    Goddamn, ESPN execs have literally fumbled everything they touch.

  22. roadfoolmc

    Losing mark and gaining doris… lateral move

  23. ryansheffield12

    Yeah doc does not have a commentating voice wtf

  24. SunRelevant7607

    Doris Burke is actually trash tier

  25. podcast4ddict

    ESPN doesn’t deserve the nba finals my god

  26. WoodsmallConnor

    Who is making these decisions and are they deaf?

  27. bigla420

    Just gonna watch the game on mute from now on

  28. MindlessSafety7307

    Why can’t we just have people who are actually trained in media presentation instead of former players?

  29. officialhelenkeller

    Please anybody but Doris Burke lmao

  30. dabuku1

    I’ll be watching on mute. Doris is the worst.

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