If the opposition put out a lineup of five seven footers and Coach Mark decided he couldn't start Dort, simply because Dort is way too short, and there's definitely no way Dort would be able to hold down the fort, do you think Dort would be a good sport, the sort who'd still report for duty, or do you think Dort would just abort, and then refuse to sub-in with a snort, making some crazy retort about how he's suddenly developed a painful wart, while starting to sulk at the side of the court, just kicking back at the end of the bench with his Uncle Mort, while both of them are drinking a quart?
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If the opposition put out a lineup of five seven footers and Coach Mark decided he couldn't start Dort, simply because Dort is way too short, and there's definitely no way Dort would be able to hold down the fort, do you think Dort would be a good sport, the sort who'd still report for duty, or do you think Dort would just abort, and then refuse to sub-in with a snort, making some crazy retort about how he's suddenly developed a painful wart, while starting to sulk at the side of the court, just kicking back at the end of the bench with his Uncle Mort, while both of them are drinking a quart?