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Lake Oswego

by NumberCalm7403

9 Comments

  1. rock-or-something

    Imagine that but the water is warm, everyone’s in a thong, and the sand is made of cocaine.

  2. Dames never been to the coast. Maybe if we get him there he stays.

  3. larryjohnsonman

    Out of state fan. Do people swim there?

  4. BatSniper

    Because miami looks like this all year long (besides hurricane season)

  5. golfingmylifeaway

    Dame said he’s literally never been to the coast.

  6. durmduke

    Imagine wanting to be in Miami for any reason.

  7. surfingforfido

    This isn’t lake Oswego hahahaha

  8. spork44

    How do so many people think this is Lake Oswego?? Lake Oswego is a glorified puddle… this looks like it’s in the Balkans or some where like that.

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