Big deal, I performed 68 video games and am useless at 29.
BaileyHistory
AI is a disaster, fuck these assholes trying to save money
respaaaaaj
Clearly programmers need to learn to proofread
vwb2022
Microsoft allegedly does not use unsupervised AI to publish articles. Although, when reached for comment their representative said: ‘D’oh! Stupid bird, I never should have put you in charge!”
SeanKilpatrickFan
How the fuck do they post it without proof-reading
kazoblo
“Hunter, initially a extremely regarded highschool basketball participant in Cincinnati,” me too man
ashwinr136
Sorry but that article was fucking hilarious
ChunkyMilkSubstance
I can’t remember, did Brandon Hunter play Power Ahead or Small Ahead?
PlagueofSquirrels
He owed us so many poems
RVAIsTheGreatest
So sad. My heart goes out to the Hunter family first of all, but what’s also important to take from this is the fact a lot of people have jobs on the line right now because of AI but AI simply doesn’t have the kind of human connection and emotion that’s required for stories like these. Lots of pain ahead.
madlabdog
Now I am curious to read an AI generated obituary for myself
spreespruu
“Hunter’s expertise led to his choice because the 56th general decide within the 2003 NBA Draft.”
I’m sorry for the family’s loss, but damn this is like one of those Fiverr freelance writers that you can get for a dollar an hour. Can AI be actually this bad?
__jazmin__
They’ve always been such a garbage corporation. Sticking us with 8.3 filenames and constantly blue screens of death for so long is just hateful.
wishod
this reads more like thesaurus exercise than an AI-generated text.
MediocreProstitute
I will now refer to players I dislike as ‘NBA Participants’
bt8zero
This is why the shit sucks. It misses the human element that makes talent.
Relying on AI for writing tv/film and commentary in video games and shit is gonna be so damn bad.
moonfox1000
This is why I think that AI is being used as a bogeyman with the SAG/WGA strikes…it’s no where even close to being able to write a coherent feature length script.
electricHats75
What the actual fuck
ObservableObject
Seems like they used AI to generate it, then to hide that, they went through and ran it through a thesaurus. Pretty much every weird thing can be explained by someone choosing the wrong synonym, if you change them back to what they probably originally were it reads a lot better.
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>Brandon Hunter ~~useless~~ dead at 42 > >Former NBA ~~participant~~ player Brandon Hunter, who ~~beforehand~~ previously ~~performed~~ played for the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic, has ~~handed~~ passed away ~~on~~ at the age of 42, as ~~introduced~~ revealed by Ohio ~~males~~ men’s basketball coach Jeff Boals on Tuesday. > > > >Hunter, initially a ~~extremely regarded~~ well known highschool basketball ~~participant~~ player in Cincinnati, achieved vital success as a ~~ahead~~ forward for the Bobcats. > > > >He earned three first-team All-MAC ~~convention~~ conference ~~alternatives~~ selections and led the NCAA in rebounding throughout his senior season. Hunter’s expertise led to his ~~choice~~ selection ~~because~~ as the 56th ~~general~~ overall ~~decide~~ pick ~~within~~ in the 2003 NBA Draft. > > > >Throughout his NBA ~~profession~~ career, he performed in 67 ~~video games~~ games over two seasons and achieved a career-high of 17 ~~factors~~ points in a ~~recreation~~ game ~~in opposition to~~ against the Milwaukee Bucks in 2004.
This might not even be an AI issue, just a Google Translate issue from the Bangladeshi guy they got to write this for $0.04 on AMT.
livelaughloaft
AI-generated or Paul the alien trying his darned hardest to contribute to human society
TheMoorNextDoor
Oh lord the family could hit them for defamation right?
Future-Tart
Seems a bit too stupid to be modern ai? Sounds more like bad google translate.
Either way it’s obviously automated. Sports journalism was already pretty bad. Now it’s turning into “gobbledygook”?
DaMonstaburg
While incredibly disrespectful, I did laugh at ‘…has handed away on the age of 42,’ which was funnier than it should’ve been because it was so close.
BengalFan85
Prime r/nbacirclejerk material right here
ThaNorth
> Throughout his NBA profession, he performed in 67 video games over two seasons and achieved a career-high of 17 factors in a recreation in opposition to the Milwaukee Bucks in 2004.
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The [obituary](https://web.archive.org/web/20230913163653/https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/brandon-hunter-useless-at-42/ar-AA1gDgc6) in question
Big deal, I performed 68 video games and am useless at 29.
AI is a disaster, fuck these assholes trying to save money
Clearly programmers need to learn to proofread
Microsoft allegedly does not use unsupervised AI to publish articles. Although, when reached for comment their representative said: ‘D’oh! Stupid bird, I never should have put you in charge!”
How the fuck do they post it without proof-reading
“Hunter, initially a extremely regarded highschool basketball participant in Cincinnati,” me too man
Sorry but that article was fucking hilarious
I can’t remember, did Brandon Hunter play Power Ahead or Small Ahead?
He owed us so many poems
So sad. My heart goes out to the Hunter family first of all, but what’s also important to take from this is the fact a lot of people have jobs on the line right now because of AI but AI simply doesn’t have the kind of human connection and emotion that’s required for stories like these. Lots of pain ahead.
Now I am curious to read an AI generated obituary for myself
“Hunter’s expertise led to his choice because the 56th general decide within the 2003 NBA Draft.”
I’m sorry for the family’s loss, but damn this is like one of those Fiverr freelance writers that you can get for a dollar an hour. Can AI be actually this bad?
They’ve always been such a garbage corporation. Sticking us with 8.3 filenames and constantly blue screens of death for so long is just hateful.
this reads more like thesaurus exercise than an AI-generated text.
I will now refer to players I dislike as ‘NBA Participants’
This is why the shit sucks. It misses the human element that makes talent.
Relying on AI for writing tv/film and commentary in video games and shit is gonna be so damn bad.
This is why I think that AI is being used as a bogeyman with the SAG/WGA strikes…it’s no where even close to being able to write a coherent feature length script.
What the actual fuck
Seems like they used AI to generate it, then to hide that, they went through and ran it through a thesaurus. Pretty much every weird thing can be explained by someone choosing the wrong synonym, if you change them back to what they probably originally were it reads a lot better.
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>Brandon Hunter ~~useless~~ dead at 42
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>Former NBA ~~participant~~ player Brandon Hunter, who ~~beforehand~~ previously ~~performed~~ played for the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic, has ~~handed~~ passed away ~~on~~ at the age of 42, as ~~introduced~~ revealed by Ohio ~~males~~ men’s basketball coach Jeff Boals on Tuesday.
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>Hunter, initially a ~~extremely regarded~~ well known highschool basketball ~~participant~~ player in Cincinnati, achieved vital success as a ~~ahead~~ forward for the Bobcats.
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>He earned three first-team All-MAC ~~convention~~ conference ~~alternatives~~ selections and led the NCAA in rebounding throughout his senior season. Hunter’s expertise led to his ~~choice~~ selection ~~because~~ as the 56th ~~general~~ overall ~~decide~~ pick ~~within~~ in the 2003 NBA Draft.
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>Throughout his NBA ~~profession~~ career, he performed in 67 ~~video games~~ games over two seasons and achieved a career-high of 17 ~~factors~~ points in a ~~recreation~~ game ~~in opposition to~~ against the Milwaukee Bucks in 2004.
This might not even be an AI issue, just a Google Translate issue from the Bangladeshi guy they got to write this for $0.04 on AMT.
AI-generated or Paul the alien trying his darned hardest to contribute to human society
Oh lord the family could hit them for defamation right?
Seems a bit too stupid to be modern ai? Sounds more like bad google translate.
Either way it’s obviously automated. Sports journalism was already pretty bad. Now it’s turning into “gobbledygook”?
While incredibly disrespectful, I did laugh at ‘…has handed away on the age of 42,’ which was funnier than it should’ve been because it was so close.
Prime r/nbacirclejerk material right here
> Throughout his NBA profession, he performed in 67 video games over two seasons and achieved a career-high of 17 factors in a recreation in opposition to the Milwaukee Bucks in 2004.
Lololol
> vital success as a ahead for the Bobcats
LMAO.
Guess the new AI basketball positions are:
Tip Protect
Firing Protect
Diminutive Ahead
Electricity Ahead
Midpoint
This has to be a headline from the onion, right?
…right?
>useless at 42
You’re not wrong, AI, you’re just an asshole