There’s an easy 3 step initiation to joining Jazz nation:
1: Say “Fuck the Rockets”
2: Say “Jordan pushed off”
3: Accept Lauri Markkanen as your lord and savior
Once those are finished, welcome aboard.
Tri4ceKid
Hype is always welcome, as are newcomers. It may be a few years before we’re back to championship contention, but if you stick around you’re in for a fun ride!
Good_Policy3529
Be prepared to enter daily arguments with r/NBA nephews who think they’re a genius for suggesting we switch team names with the Pelicans.
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That depends — what is your favorite musical?
I’ll allow it
There’s an easy 3 step initiation to joining Jazz nation:
1: Say “Fuck the Rockets”
2: Say “Jordan pushed off”
3: Accept Lauri Markkanen as your lord and savior
Once those are finished, welcome aboard.
Hype is always welcome, as are newcomers. It may be a few years before we’re back to championship contention, but if you stick around you’re in for a fun ride!
Be prepared to enter daily arguments with r/NBA nephews who think they’re a genius for suggesting we switch team names with the Pelicans.