I’ve been trying to tell you all for years now, SincereFan is the best redditor this sub has.
His post-game essays are truly elite. Providing incredible output, he smothers all other posters with his sheer volume of text in large domineering paragraphs. An elite use of hyperbolic phrasing combined with flawless syntax, powerful grammar, and a dynamic, explosive vocabulary package means there is no ceiling. Reddit is SincereFan’s oyster.
I truly believe that he has the potential to be a top 3 redditor in the world. He types masses of words with lightening quick speed and proficiency, and uses elite keyboard fingerwork to dismantle all rival posters. Sincere might be bottom 10 in karma, but it’s unheard of to have a new redditor arrive on the scene and instantly be top 5 in both word volume and use of excitable adjectives. I’ve said it countless time before, his smothering writing style is elite and will land him in the hall of fame.
r/OrlandoMagic is the perfect sub for him to exhibit his grandiose analysis. It’s a relatively young sub with only 107,000 followers, but according to Fivethirtyeight, it is top 400 in EP12P (Enthusiasm Per 12 Posts). Using the RCPSTPA model of performance (Random Cherry Picked Stats That Prove Anything), the subreddit projects to be top 20 within 5 years. With SincereFan as lead poster, there’s nothing stopping it being the #1 sub in the universe. There are elite posters everywhere you look in r/OrlandoMagic, who daily deliver compelling, elite comments like “LFG!” and “Markelle Fultz”. The sum of it all is a subreddit that will soon be an online leader, possibly even the homepage of the web. A dynastic sub in the making.
More on Sincere: did I mention that he is elite? I’ve tried to tell you guys. In only year 4, his reddit IQ and keyboard mashability are impossibly high. Unlike other redditors his age, he doesn’t get drawn into back-and-forth bickering matches. An unbelievable strength for a young redditor. His ability to stop on a dime, write 10,000 words, and engage with no-one is an elite talent. He’s a nightmare matchup for anyone that is looking for a fight or easily gets triggered. The guy isn’t extremely biased, he just provides clear logic and facts under pressure.
Here are examples of why Sincere is a master at his craft: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEBlONdxn4&ab_channel=DecodingSpirituality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEBlONdxn4&ab_channel=DecodingSpirituality)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c03p_kS_EEE&ab_channel=TEDxTalks
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Sincere is a 3-level reddit menace, he has so many weapons in his arsenal. The only thing stopping him from being a multi-time reddit MVP is certain people giving karma to other users like /u/thewrongnotes, who offer nothing to this sub. I don’t know why he isn’t instantly banned and fired into the sun, it makes zero sense. Feeding Sincere all the upvotes should be the future direction of this sub. Who else is writing 5,000 words every time a Magic player breathes? No one, because no one has SincereFan’s elite reddit spamming potential. It shouldn’t be surprising that he’s on the verge of being an online writing GOAT, this is the same person that rewrote *War and Peace* when his 3rd grade teacher asked him to just write his name. Except he retitled it *War and Mo Bamba*, and the entire thing was 14,000 pages glorifying Mo Bamba. He came 15th place in his school spelling bee for spelling ‘Eliminate’ E-L-I-T-E, but doing a redraft, he goes #1 in the contest easy.
He’s ready to take the next step to online stardom, and honestly should be the only mod of this sub. I don’t know why so many are holding him and his takeover potential back. His weaknesses aren’t even worth talking about as they pale in comparison to his strengths. Sincere is a MONSTER. He’s unstoppable. A one man dynasty. He’s ELITE.
by thewrongnotes
