[Brad Townsend] Mavs are prepping for the Spurs, specifically 7-4 rookie Victor Wembanyama, with God Shammgod playing the role of Wemby. “Wemby! Wemby” he hollered while going out to defend Irving with his artificial Wemby length.
[Brad Townsend] Mavs are prepping for the Spurs, specifically 7-4 rookie Victor Wembanyama, with God Shammgod playing the role of Wemby. “Wemby! Wemby” he hollered while going out to defend Irving with his artificial Wemby length.
Looks like a shark tank product Mark couldn’t resist incorporating into practice
bb1432
ROFL, I love this timeline
xPeaWhyTee
The fake arms are hilarious 😂
DL-77
I still cant belive a human being like Wemby actually exists and is able to play basketball at the highest levels with such fluidity, like the physics dont feel real.
Juniper41
God Shammgod has got to be the coldest name in the league.
Jicama-Smart
what is this even. it’s like inspector gadget joined the nba
you know a player is generational when they have to make artificial arms to replicate their existence
Pleasant-Fault6825
Why is God so out of shape….dude is keeled over at the end like he ran a marathon.
deneuvig
I wish I was so bold to call my son God
5fives5
God Shammgod is still around? I just know his crossover so I thought he was a lot older for some reason.
Gristle__McThornbody
Is it true Luka is still fat?
andrechan
I love how teams are trying to shadow box Wemby. It’s gotta be weird to alter your mechanics for one specific matchup.
ProsperousThief
wembany-arm-a
wtrmrk
I wonder how other teams prepare for Zion/Luka. Does the assistant coaches wear fat suit or something?
KyleShanaham
They literally have to give him bionic arms to simulate wemby
N0rTh3Fi5t
This title has big copypasta energy
qaswexort
those aren’t close to long enough. it requires actual athletes who jump on their contests
Pardonme23
Sweep the leg Johnny
flawson_9
I can’t lie even with the fake extendo arms his arm span looks shorter than wemby’s lol
betweenthebars34
Teams are fucking stupid if they aren’t trying to adjust, that length is crazy. I’m liking this being the day of the tall lanky dude. Wemby, Chet, Bol, Lively, etc
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Looks like a shark tank product Mark couldn’t resist incorporating into practice
ROFL, I love this timeline
The fake arms are hilarious 😂
I still cant belive a human being like Wemby actually exists and is able to play basketball at the highest levels with such fluidity, like the physics dont feel real.
God Shammgod has got to be the coldest name in the league.
what is this even. it’s like inspector gadget joined the nba
“artificial wemby length” LMAO
“TWO FREE THROWS” so he could take a break, lol
After last night’s game, Steve Kerr is going to send [Steph back to Korea to train…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiCo08QbF5c&t=3s)
I feel like this has the makings of a pasta
this sounds so made up lol
you know a player is generational when they have to make artificial arms to replicate their existence
Why is God so out of shape….dude is keeled over at the end like he ran a marathon.
I wish I was so bold to call my son God
God Shammgod is still around? I just know his crossover so I thought he was a lot older for some reason.
Is it true Luka is still fat?
I love how teams are trying to shadow box Wemby. It’s gotta be weird to alter your mechanics for one specific matchup.
wembany-arm-a
I wonder how other teams prepare for Zion/Luka. Does the assistant coaches wear fat suit or something?
They literally have to give him bionic arms to simulate wemby
This title has big copypasta energy
those aren’t close to long enough. it requires actual athletes who jump on their contests
Sweep the leg Johnny
I can’t lie even with the fake extendo arms his arm span looks shorter than wemby’s lol
Teams are fucking stupid if they aren’t trying to adjust, that length is crazy. I’m liking this being the day of the tall lanky dude. Wemby, Chet, Bol, Lively, etc