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I’m sorry, but these are so boring



I’m sorry, but these are so boring

by Abysscqc

29 Comments

  1. xX_3COOL5YOU_Xx

    Boring? This shit should be enough to have Nike execs stand trial at The Hague any kid or grown up that wears this shit is gonna get bullied ffs

  2. Sleepylimebounty

    I ain’t buying those. Gonna just pretend they never existed tbh.

  3. Paralta

    All of them suck this year with the personal exception of Utah

  4. primitivefutures

    They’re not boring; they’re horrible.

  5. RansomGoddard

    Why are you apologizing? Everyone here agrees they’re terrible.

  6. BowserBuddy123

    They look like practice jerseys with CULTURE written far too large on them. Really any mention of Heat Culture on a jersey is cringey

  7. GhostifiedMark

    Are those cracks in the word culture?

  8. NotMattDamien

    Nike designers got lazy this year around. Nike is releasing way to many jersey variants

  9. Loudog_91

    This is goodwill tier , probably will be $3 in 2 years

  10. ebolarama86

    I haven’t seen one single human being that likes this garbage.

  11. twozeromm

    I hope it’s like the pink vice uni’s and they stop wearing them.

  12. SenorCardgage27

    They look like giveaways from a kids community basketball camp

  13. There are so many things in Miami to reference and they give us this shit??? Wow.

  14. Unpopular take- it’s better than the Vice jerseys and the mashup which looks like all Heat jerseys threw up on themselves.

  15. NiceIsSpice

    If you rock one of these you should be publicly pointed and laughed at

  16. sportsthatguy

    These are being mocked by all. We’re basically making fun of ourselves. And if you’re gonna do Culture, why does it need to say HEAT at all?

  17. lomasturbasmeng

    Not sure if the main thing is the main thing anymore

  18. Seref15

    Looks like it was designed in 3 minutes using ClipArt

  19. limpl0uie

    The fact that nearly ALL the City Editions for every team look like shit makes me feel better about it. Nike clearly phoned it in this year.

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