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NBA Players as “Whose Line Is It Anyway” Hoedowns



The NBA regular season starts in less than 24 hours, so there’s just enough time for one last offseason shitpost. While most of these clips represent current players, some are former players, and some are just NBA-adjacent figures. Be careful with the volume, some of the clips are loud.

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[Trae Young](https://streamable.com/jmhxss)

[Ja Morant](https://streamable.com/jabvo4)

[Nikola Jokic](https://streamable.com/iwnlm8)

[James Harden](https://streamable.com/cb2u29)

[Tyreke Evans](https://streamable.com/xr0zh1)

[LeBron giving his next big speech](https://streamable.com/9d4js7)

[Mason Plumlee shooting free throws](https://streamable.com/tgiowq)

[JR Smith](https://streamable.com/l4ql6m)

[Zion Williamson](https://streamable.com/alogu4)

[Ben Simmons when asked to shoot the ball](https://streamable.com/isl4f5)

[Harden driving the lane](https://streamable.com/sh2l8v)

[Embiid the second he feels contact](https://streamable.com/7jfm89)

[Dennis Rodman](https://streamable.com/5t8qy4)

[Carmen Electra](https://streamable.com/a6494z)

[Paul Pierce in the Finals](https://streamable.com/soh45w)

[Karl Malone on To Catch A Predator](https://streamable.com/3g813q)

[Luka Doncic](https://streamable.com/7huwdm)

[Kyrie after watching 21 Jump Street](https://streamable.com/yfz6x0)

[Tristan Thompson](https://streamable.com/we0e2c)

[Josh Primo](https://streamable.com/e361uy)

[Shaq getting on an elevator](https://streamable.com/75949x)

[Wilt in one week](https://streamable.com/qa3xjb)

[Adam Silver explaining the DraftKings sponsorship](https://streamable.com/c4910i)

[Celtics and Jazz fans in the offseason](https://streamable.com/s5xrg1)

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Bonus:

[The TNT crew asking Shaq to pronounce “Ntilikina”](https://streamable.com/pqlxu2)

by doublegoldendragon

19 Comments

  1. JALbert

    This post easily should make 1st team All-Offseason for this year.

  2. porncollecter69

    Spot on lol. We obsess over Luka’s shape every offseason for what feels like 4 years now.

  3. bigbear-08

    Jokic: But when I win MVP I am a Macho Man

  4. Beavshak

    Excellent end of year shitpost. Your info is so incredibly shitty, I respect you as an artist

  5. sriracha82

    The first Harden one made me laugh so much

  6. Such a great show, both it and this post did not get as much attention as it deserved

  7. granttheginger

    Well now I have to go down WLIIA hoedown and Irish Drinking song rabbit hole

  8. Perfect for during my break time, clutch OP

  9. andresalejandro1120

    Finally, an actually good shitpost for this off-season. I was disappointed with the effort on the sub. Thank you for your contributions to the culture.

  10. Rephaite1

    Every one of these is perfect.
    I laughed so hard, thanks dude.
    The bonus was was *chefs kiss*

  11. thevision24

    Man really waited the very last second to drop an All NBA level off-season shitpost. GOAT shit.

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