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[Wojnarowski] “I was in Newark airport getting ready to fly to LA—it was suggested to me to “not get on a plane”. So I sat in Newark airport, watched the place close down. 5pm they threw me out of the United Lounge. 1030pm it closed. Sat downstairs until I left about 330am. Went home took a shower.”



Woj talking about his experiencing breaking the news of the Clippers/Sixers deal.

Starts about 5:15, should be timestamped within the link as well

by sewsgup

43 Comments

  1. TheRealPdGaming

    shams running from the grind unlike woj 😤

  2. atlfirsttimer

    That’s why he gets paid the big bucks

  3. FreddyAllstar

    Bro sold his soul to ESPN and now works a 24/7/365 job

  4. DynamixRo

    For a second I thought this was a report about Harden after he wasn’t allowed on the team plane.

  5. snowlarbear

    why would they throw him out of the lounge 5hrs before closing – do they check ticket/departure times?

  6. fireglz

    I’d be scared shitless if someone came to me and told me “not to get on a plane”.

  7. NorthernViews

    Saw a man get thrown out of the united lounge earlier today at Newark

  8. Can ESPN not afford to pay for in-flight Wi-fi for Woj

  9. 0dias_Chrysalis

    Man sent out that first tweet and accidentally took an hour shower lol

  10. Hack874

    This dude’s phone battery must last like 10 mins TOPS.

  11. UrbanJatt

    Who cares what this millionaire has to go through. Nobody cares wlabout you woj, we just like it when you break the news.

  12. Gerald_the_sealion

    Does he not have in-flight WiFi?

  13. OnlyMamaKnows

    Some team should do this to him and then have nothing to report. Sixers tell him they have huge news and to stay at the airport only to tell him 12 hours later that Embiid “plans to finish his career in Philly” or some other fluff.

  14. junkit33

    All to get a Tweet out 3 seconds before 10 billion others saying the same thing.

  15. FrnklndaTurtle

    Why does Woj even need to leave Newark. Just stay home with your phone my guy.

  16. Shoddy-Media2337

    I used to go to Newark airport all the time, it’s kinda funny to me that I could’ve ran into Woj

  17. Atl-Fan_FTS

    This is too much detail bro, reads like the start to a fantasy novel

  18. SnooGadgets8432

    All that just to break the news a couple minutes before everyone else lol. We live in some very strange times.

  19. CrissCrossAppleSos

    Wildly ominous thing to say to someone

  20. ehdotgee

    Wow. Like I know he makes millions a year, but that is legitimately a fucking grind. That would be long-term unsustainable for me.

  21. mecon320

    I thought this was a 9/11 story at first.

  22. kasaan110

    So his plane doesn’t have WiFi lol he could have been in cali by then lol

  23. newsandmemesaccount

    Sounds like a pretty typical experience trying to fly United

  24. Aragorns_Broken_Toe_

    Woj really think he’s the main character lol

  25. Final-Watercress9219

    God I love Newark airport. The smell of Newark is something I miss.

  26. The extent these guys to just to tweet something out a few minutes before the team announces it is absolutely insane. And stupid. Like genuinely, their job serves zero purpose, we’ll all find out about the trades, whether it comes at 8:52pm or 9:03pm is irrelevant

  27. Am I the only one that thinks this deal isn’t a “stay up till 3AM” type of serious? 😂

  28. Stoney_Dad_420

    How we learned his thing is shouting “I got a bomb for y’all” after posting some spicy nba news

  29. illzkla

    Why doesn’t he pronounce it Woj Pod like Woj Pod it sounds so cool

    He’d be way more popular

  30. jbrunsonfan

    Am I supposed to feel bad for this or something? When your career choice was to become the supreme scum sucker of sports you can’t be surprised when you got to suck a little scum? He gets paid well for it

  31. CruffTheMagicDragon

    The lives of Woj and Shams sound fucking miserable

  32. lol level 1 of Newark airport at 330 am on a cold fall night is just Woj and a bunch of homeless people

  33. Aloha1984

    11:30pm found a hooker and paid her to listen to me talk about basketball

  34. brajpop

    Are we supposed to feel bad for him? Not sure I understand what this tweet is about lol.

  35. Frontier21

    God bless him. What would we do without his selfless suffering? Wait an extra 30 seconds for some other reporter to break the news? What kind of world would that be?

  36. Uncle-Cake

    “I spent the night in the airport because a hobo whispered ‘don’t get on a plane’ in my ear.”

  37. bobak186

    This guy doesn’t have an assistant? Intern? Anyone that could’ve made some tweet on his behalf? Why does it even need to be in his name?

  38. eamonious

    There are literally planes where you have wifi and text access and this guy is a millionaire. Story makes no sense.

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