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Petition to get Haywood Highsmith a traveling barber



… why’d you let the barber shop in Memphis do you like this Haywood??

by _fabiotis_

10 Comments

  1. iankstarr

    I’m down for someone to fuck up his fade before every game if it helps him play like this

    Give him that 2023 Gordon Hayward shit

  2. keppush

    😂🤣😂 he must have been watching YouTube vids trying to do it himself. As long as he keep hitting those 3’s and playing elite D, he can be out there with patches for all I care.

  3. lolvalue

    Needs a stylist too, you see his shoes when he arrived at the arena? Worse than Jimmy’s hair.

  4. Ozymandias12

    Four score and seven seasons ago our fathers Micky and Pat brought forth in this league, a new team, conceived in CULTURE™ , and dedicated to the proposition that all championships are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great grind, testing whether that team, or any team so conceived and so dedicated, can long win rings. We are met on a great court of that grind. We have come to dedicate a portion of that court, as a final resting place for those dawgs who here gave their careers that that team might win rings. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    -Haywood “Abraham Lincoln-ass beard” Highsmith

  5. iliveonramen

    If bad haircuts are the price for Haywoods ascension…its worth the cost

  6. alfredisonfire

    I thought thats the reason we got Dru Smith 😂

  7. jskylok

    Ive never seen a bowl cut fro before, fascinating.

    ![gif](giphy|96sKmde9OGk0TW5gU8)

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