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[Krawczynski] Gobert on Draymond’s choking skills: “He’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me. But the choke wasn’t good enough. Yeah, it wasn’t enough for me to really have to go to sleep. But he tried. He tried really hard, but it wasn’t good enough to where I felt like I was in danger”



> “He’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me,” Gobert recalled. “(But) the choke wasn’t good enough. Yeah, it wasn’t enough for me to really have to (go to sleep). But he tried. He tried really hard, but it wasn’t good enough to where I felt like I was really in danger of falling asleep or something like that.”
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> Green held Gobert for about nine seconds on Tuesday as assistant coaches, security staff and players tried to pry everyone apart and get control of a situation that erupted as the game between the Timberwolves and Golden State Warriors wasn’t even two minutes old.
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> “It was a long time, and if he knew how to choke it could have been way worse,” Gobert said. “He tried to. His intention was to really take me out. And I kept my hands up the whole time just to show the officials that I wasn’t trying to escalate the situation.”
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> [Article ](https://theathletic.com/5064856/2023/11/15/rudy-gobert-draymond-green-choke-hold-warriors-timberwolves?source=user-shared-article)
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by Nyhrox

49 Comments

  1. lopea182

    Gobert, stop. He’s already dead ☠️

  2. saltface14

    “Dray’s a bitch with white belt technique”

  3. SiakamClears

    Draymond is getting cooked 😂😂

  4. WhyplerBronze

    This reduces the suspension from 8 back to 5, Rudy shoulda stayed quiet

  5. Draymond: “I could’ve killed you if I really wanted to”

  6. Carne_Asada_Friez

    “He’s a little bitch, but he’s a weak little bitch”

  7. DynamixRo

    This was the best thing that could’ve ever happened to Gobert.

  8. EGarrett

    Reminds me of when Draymond tried to mouth off online to Conor McGregor, who is a real fighter and world class shit talker. It did not end well for Draymond.

  9. RandomStranger79

    Draymond would be a terrible S&M partner.

  10. The gift that keeps on giving and it’s from Rudy Gobert of all people lmao

    Edit: I also love that this is posted by a user with a warriors flair lol

  11. Low-Cheesecake-4372

    Rudy Gobert is cooking all day lol

  12. rabidbot

    “His soft arms started caressing my neck, and I thought is this a massage? That’s when I realized his intent.”

  13. EagleswonSuperBowl52

    Remember guys. We only hate Green cause he is on the Warriors, not because of his personality. At least that’s what people keep saying to me.

  14. _canadianbacon

    The level of jerking is impeccable

  15. RippersMagoo

    Gobert taking the high road. Love to see it

  16. Ct2kKB24

    Like that episode of always sunny where mac chokes himself out trying to put Charlie in a sleeper hold

  17. Neinhaltt

    Rudy beating on a dead donkey from Shrek.

  18. Kommander-in-Keef

    Damn that might legitimately get under Drays skin.

  19. Gamechannel360

    He’s baiting draymond to say make retaliatory comments and get in further trouble lol

  20. volission

    Rudy would rip Dray in half in a real fight

  21. komugis

    This is the most I’ve ever liked Rudy and he’s been on my favorite team for over a year now lmao

  22. “He’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me”

    “But the choke wasn’t good enough.”

    Has huge

    “Someone call an ambulance!

    But not for me!”

    Energy

  23. sreynolds1

    He grabbing me, he grabbing me, he grab me again, he grabbing me.

  24. Temporary-Vanilla-57

    This guy said, “choke me harder”

  25. unclechad

    just held on like an “expensive BACKPACK”

  26. opeth2310

    Gobert can be annoying a lot of the time but his responses to this altercation has been pure gold

  27. SuperVaderMinion

    Whatever reporter is following Rudy around needs to give him a break man

  28. EPLemonSqueezy

    I’m not the biggest Gobert fan in the world but I can’t get enough of him shitting on Draymond.

  29. whiskeyinthejaar

    Rudy wasn’t in danger, he was the danger.

  30. Da_Plague22

    If Gobert actually felt in danger he would’ve grabbed on to the arm. So I don’t think he’s lying.

  31. ConfectionDue24412

    Saying this is going to be the thing that bothers Draymond the most.

  32. ConferenceWeekly7238

    Gobert would fuck Draymond up in a 1v1 fight

  33. Malfallaxx

    Honestly the funniest part to me is that Gobert’s holding his hands up with a face that says ‘what the heck is this?’ instead of being panicked at all. He never really looked scared or intimidated just kind of surprised this crazy shit was happening on an NBA court

    The most likable he’s ever been tbh lol

  34. That was the funniest part to me.. Draymond is trying to hardest to choke him and Gobert was just standing there with his hands up the whole time like “will someone get this fly off of me please”.. Draymond is a fake tough guy.

  35. maaseru

    I lol’ed when Gobert raised his hands in disgust of the choke.

  36. No_Character_4251

    How is Green not being charged with assault by law enforcement

  37. feel32own

    Gobert just don’t stop haha love it! If this continues, at some point even Greens mom might question whether his son is clown or not 😀

  38. justleave-mealone

    “If he knew how to choke it could have been way worse” lmao

  39. rolandfoxx

    Rudy out here showing r/nbacirclejerk how it’s done.

  40. cricketrules509

    This is impressive by Draymond. Gobert who is universally mocked has looked like a badass in this exchange.

    Truly remarkable stuff by Dray to make Rudy look cool.

    What a facilitator.

  41. Nidaime33

    Gobert with the biggest face turn since Batista in ’05.

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