word on the street is that he was moving some furniture around
but for an unserious answer: team smooth got their revenge on OG for betraying them
inxrx8
bit it off
earlyearlgray
YouDontJump
Work related injury as a result of constantly clamping people up.
earlyearlgray
He tried to pet Scottie’s dog and got bit. Scottie’s fear of dogs now transferred to OG, ironically by the dog that made Scottie no longer fear dogs.
HappySmileSeeker
Fingering Dick.
LostPants7
anxiety riddled fingernail biting
medikB
Opening an industrial size box of condoms.
pocemon11
Furiously typing up shitty trade machine posts to spam on this sub for rage bait that he broke his phone screen and cut his finger
Toronto_Once_July2
He was flipping through a book about Toronto to think of a local-based nickname to give himself. Once he flipped to the page about the TTC and how it’s always out of commission, he cut his finger and he knew he was out of commission.
flow2ebb2flow
He tried skating on the down low because he’s secretly a Leafs fan
TurboByte24
Probably got it when trying to open those milk bags.
JustIncredible240
Couldn’t figure out how to use the milk bag opener
Salt-Plum-1308
Someone said it yesterday so credit to them, not me, but I like the idea that he was cleaning his bong and it broke and cut him. Explains why he won’t say what exactly happened, and it’s happened to me before so I know it’s not too far fetched.
Lewro29
Schroeder gf said hi to OG, Dennis took it personally so OG body slammed him but Schroeder came prepared with razor blades in his lederhosen.
Comrade_agent
Pretty obv he was sharing someones GF and MJ took it personally, so he was bitten.
fdisfragameosoldiers
He was working on Ibaka’s beef testicles recipe and one of them slipped out of his hand while dicing it up . Finger got in the way🤷
DudebuD16
Whilst performing the French flipper trick
fdisfragameosoldiers
It probably involves him saying “he watch this” 30 seconds before he cut himself
DaSoberChef
Glass bong accident.
2Shizo2flow
Buttering a scone with a butter knife
yourdadsatonmyface
Britney knife dancing video for tiktok
RonalGnho
Cutting a bagel clearly
returnofzork
Playing Scythe.
KrayzieBoneLegend
Accounting-related injury. Was crunching those numbers too fast.
BuzzyBee83
Mishap cooking with Ibaka
Canadian__Bacon94
One unsolved case at a time. Still trying to confirm the Oubre rumors I heard.
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Scarf-knitting injury
word on the street is that he was moving some furniture around
but for an unserious answer: team smooth got their revenge on OG for betraying them
bit it off
Work related injury as a result of constantly clamping people up.
He tried to pet Scottie’s dog and got bit. Scottie’s fear of dogs now transferred to OG, ironically by the dog that made Scottie no longer fear dogs.
Fingering Dick.
anxiety riddled fingernail biting
Opening an industrial size box of condoms.
Furiously typing up shitty trade machine posts to spam on this sub for rage bait that he broke his phone screen and cut his finger
He was flipping through a book about Toronto to think of a local-based nickname to give himself. Once he flipped to the page about the TTC and how it’s always out of commission, he cut his finger and he knew he was out of commission.
He tried skating on the down low because he’s secretly a Leafs fan
Probably got it when trying to open those milk bags.
Couldn’t figure out how to use the milk bag opener
Someone said it yesterday so credit to them, not me, but I like the idea that he was cleaning his bong and it broke and cut him. Explains why he won’t say what exactly happened, and it’s happened to me before so I know it’s not too far fetched.
Schroeder gf said hi to OG, Dennis took it personally so OG body slammed him but Schroeder came prepared with razor blades in his lederhosen.
Pretty obv he was sharing someones GF and MJ took it personally, so he was bitten.
He was working on Ibaka’s beef testicles recipe and one of them slipped out of his hand while dicing it up . Finger got in the way🤷
Whilst performing the French flipper trick
It probably involves him saying “he watch this” 30 seconds before he cut himself
Glass bong accident.
Buttering a scone with a butter knife
Britney knife dancing video for tiktok
Cutting a bagel clearly
Playing Scythe.
Accounting-related injury. Was crunching those numbers too fast.
Mishap cooking with Ibaka
One unsolved case at a time. Still trying to confirm the Oubre rumors I heard.