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[Charania] Aaron Gordon suffered serious dog bites to his face and shooting right hand on Monday — requiring 21 stitches, sources say. It will take some time to heal, with no timetable yet.



[Charania] Aaron Gordon suffered serious dog bites to his face and shooting right hand on Monday — requiring 21 stitches, sources say. It will take some time to heal, with no timetable yet.

by PlayaSlayaX

26 Comments

  1. Getting hit by cars and attacked by dogs. Some season so far.

  2. Holy shit the earlier tweet didn’t do it justice. That’s a mauling.

  3. JokicOrBust

    The first report made it seem like he just had couple of bites and they were keeping him away for precaution reasons. This is pretty bad. I really hope he is doing alright. I don’t expect to see him on the team before the all-star break

  4. bythegodless

    21?? It’s way worse than I thought. Scary af I hope he’s ok

  5. 0zymand1as-

    This is such a crazy injury that it doesn’t even sound real. Nonetheless dog injuries are no joke. I Hope AG’s okay and that he recovers well without any permanent injuries

  6. slimmymcnutty

    I know people in here are assuming it’s a pitbull but man any medium to big sized dog can fuck you up if they chomp down. My dogs a lab can barely harm a fly but she still got knives in her mouth

  7. shotcaIler

    Aaron was getting regular microdose bites to maintain that dawg in him, but this time it went too far

  8. musky_Function_110

    here in colorado, many dog owners do not leash their dogs in public. it’s rude and leads to stuff like this happening. if you own a dog, society trusts you to control your pet properly, but this mindset is getting less and less popular. i feel bad for ag, dog bites are no joke.

  9. RedMalone55

    I got bit by a pitbull in probably the best possible way too get but (right under the ass cheek, only skin level penetration and bruising). It and the rabbies shots were enough to make me afraid of dogs for the rest of my life.

    I have to know a dog and trust the owner for awhile before I can pet a dog. I stay the fuck away from pitbull. I cross the street when I see a pitbull.

  10. AfricanWarPig

    To people freaking out over 21 stitches, the number of stitches doesn’t determine how bad it is. I had 20 stitches for a 1-inch gash in my forehead, my brother had over 65 when he got his face grabbed by a dog.

    i.e., he could have just gotten his lip pierced and needed 20 stitches. It’s not like there is a rule where it’s 2 stitches per inch and this dude is gonna be looking like Al Capone.

  11. Longshanks2020

    Possible pro tip: If a dog leaps up to bite your arm, try to lift it up and remove its base. It will continue to bite down and hold on but won’t be able to bite you again.

    I was bit above the elbow while jogging by a large husky. And with the tactic above, I managed to carry the dog back to its owner. Suffered only the initial bite, but the arm went completely numb post adrenaline kick…no stitches though.

  12. CartoonOG

    What kinda fucking dog is doing that to a 6’8” 235 lb man?

  13. Critical-Adhole

    Most dog owners (yes you) are terrible and their dogs are horribly trained

  14. Wonder if it was his dog? Also gotta suck coming home after the game and your dog just fucking mauls you. Maybe the dog got super scared or overwhelmed by him or some shit

  15. BushidoBrowneII

    Let’s start this betting pool

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    What kinda dog was it??

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