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Billy Shot 4 For 18 In Our First Game | Barstool Basketball Episode 2



Billy Shot 4 For 18 In Our First Game | Barstool Basketball Episode 2

Just don’t [ __ ] take me out why you so M I got to deal with [ __ ] nine idiots oh my God dud when I was off the court they outc like I needed on the paint the only think he should never come out everyone’s going after all the shots I took but they were

Literally all from boards and I was getting fouled the whole time I went to the line four times and probably should have gone eight times we don’t need you on the call for 40 for defense not for 4 Billy 4 for 18 the stats still Aline I’ll give Billy credit he hustles he

Gets a shitload of offensive boards but I was three for six and I had as many points as him you know they wanted take the leading score and make him the Fall Guy whatever I never called him ball hog Billy I’m just there’s people around the

Office calling him that when it comes to rebounds help defense boxing out if you check out all of hub’s offensive rebounds I’m boxing out and opening up the lane for he takes a lot of shots but that’s okay we tied we didn’t lose we tied there’s a lot of blocking and

Tackling that you know doesn’t show up on the stat sheet but like you need to have me out on the court going hard on the boards inflates your shots taken I don’t care these guys are all going after me the highest scorer on the team because some of their stat lines were

Absolutely terrible there’s a lot of guys that should not be [ __ ] talking really he was just he he took the wind out of our sales I can’t believe this is the attitude of this team hard in the [ __ ] paint dude I think he’s really good at grabbing boards but when he does

That he should pass it out it killed possessions comes out and all of a sudden like there’s bad guys I’ve never been on a team in my life where like guys are literally just like trying to embarrass other people [ __ ] [ __ ] the team’s in shambles it’s there going to be a lot of

Blaming the stats are not doing there’s a lot of turmoil in the in the in the uh la playing basketball where’s the court in this office such a piece of [ __ ] I haven’t even Unleashed like full Berserker Billy on these [ __ ] ha doesn’t show is that

Billy does get a lot of his own rebounds and a lot of the misses are on tip in so that’s a bigger issue that he needs to finish his layups and not have multiple you know shots for one chance but thank you for being the only one who’s being

Honest I got you you did shoot a ridiculous three that absolutely hit nothing but the backboard well imagine if I hit it it would have been sick it would have been sick in the moment it was like the boys need something right now if I hit this

Everyone’s going to get hyped are you going to join [ __ ] they played one game and I stopped saw like the stat sheet and it was literally Billy football took like 38 shots and like everyone else had like two attempts I was like I’m glad I

Didn’t do that it was hustle ball it was all it was all within four feet of the rim top three canes of the team Billy it’s like stage four but it’s carriable it can go in remission with the right treatment gets a shitload of offensive boards but he’s just I put him

Back up and that makes another shot he’s a football player like he’ll get the offensive board he’ll kind of Clank it but he’s he’s you know active down there we need that I honestly never should be on a documentary playing basketball because like you hate to see it but you

Love to play with it I’m doing myself no Services being out there like for my brand my image likeness I shouldn’t be on camera doing this stuff like what I do on like the pickup Court I purposely don’t record any of it and like there’s police anyway clearly there is a problem

Here I the entire listen entire team problem we walked off the [ __ ] court and then the stat sheet came out and now everyone’s like that’s it like all hard earned shots my teammates are giving me a lot of [ __ ] right now but you know strong man can bear the burden

Of a team that’s embarrassed that they tie is it true that Billy uh let’s say is a volume shooter yeah yeah Billy we got to work on that Billy doesn’t think before he shoots doesn’t think before he does a lot of things but he’s working on

It to this team he is like very very athletic he is out of control he’s going to be great off the boards and great putting them back sometimes he just forces it too much cuz there is one clip today where we saw an offensive rebound

That he puts back out and then we end up getting a three and it’s like hey Billy like if we do that good things happen I just want to know is a a tap back in really count as a field goal like what like who like do attempt

Yeah it’s a second field goal attempt yeah I put in the work it’s not flashy just gets it done have the locker room I was the last guy off the bench and then I played two minutes in the first half he I genuinely almost punched him I mean I just wish I I

Played a little more in in the game being the last guy off the bench and then uh getting subbed out 2 minutes later was infuriating I cl’s just an idiot uh didn’t watch warm-ups at all which like you can kind of get a glimpse of what people are doing out there the

Buffoon um he’ll get better cuz he can’t get worse very hard no matter how much you deserve it to be subbed out by Chris clemmer and not want to murder him on the spot who do you want to sub you out I’m the coach I’m just saying I’m just

Saying when you want to be in the game and Chris clemer is telling you you can’t play it’s mildly and Fu the reason cler decided to coach is because he fancies himself an athlete and realized he was about to be completely exposed I thought John Rich was going to [ __ ]

Murder him he literally told him to go [ __ ] himself when he came off the bench he came bar back to the bench at one point why are you not Wednesday’s travel look around pays 22 salaries can you add me to the roster now and I just play the playoffs you are

Away every single Wednesday yeah but I did the dummy season’s ending around Thanksgiving all right boss put you on the playoff roster if that’s what you want why don’t we film after the game at a bar and then do postgame we can do a postgame beers Billy I’m not against post game beers

You bring them to the W then we film expensive clber almost quit already in the meeting he almost quit it’s a it’s a problem okay so we’re terrible at shooting like ridiculously can I tell you what it was coach sure it was we were all filling each other out you

Didn’t want to shoot sometimes because you didn’t want when you shoot and miss you feel like an [ __ ] you didn’t shoot enough because we know you shot enough you didn’t shoot I don’t think I shot enough you shot more than you were one for six oh there two uh wait wait you me

Yeah but I my percentage Yeah my percentage is still better than yours and you been giving me you making layup you guys have great aggressiveness great rebounds you guys both suck shooting that sucks I’m sorry that is upsetting it’s a fact up we should have practiced player doesn’t want to come

Out we do okay yeah Billy that can’t happen point out one point I look tired do you understand how that’s not being a good teammate though it’s like if someone’s coming in for you to play maybe hasn’t gotten as many minutes with you let them play Feel little

Appreciated you are I appreciate we just got to fine tune you and then we get the most of that I think you you have raw you just a little bit more upstairs and you’re good I can’t this for you have nothing to say statistically it’s still better than one

For six no it’s not you shot you suck 18 times but you would three for 18 with the yeah but I didn’t shoot 18 times cuz I was suck were not going in and he kept shooting they were going in I was just not going in Steve

Is also in are you in on this team yeah of course shooting surviv uh I’d say I’m similar to Billy And I’m not going to shoot the highest on the team I like this a lot that’s aggressive defense you don’t make the layup but delete delete I saw that’s great hustle on the way back on The Fast Break Bill another bad pick and roll yep wide

Open have to go over Marty just didn’t move how about how about a contest that that might be worse than Dana not moving this is worse than Dana not moving you’re so close and you just refused that’s bad that’s so B how about an arm got to those arms that fell you

Got Wings spin come on that’s just not caring than this one just can’t happen that’s a bad shot that was horrible just just right here this shot Is Where It Go and this is no it’s not he slaps me in the face we got to think we got to take our

Time there Billy that’s all we’re saying great hustle just pump set yourself see what’s up yeah Dango I had to put this that I love that I like that I like that they gave me again gave me life what do you want you just jumped too

Early it’s a little early jump job Billy good job Billy good ball rotation good ball rot that also shows that was a crazy he was listen to Nick on this when you’re hear Nick no Billy No got so we got start shoting more thre if we but we don’t need you guys are just missing the the we disagree everything you’re get tired I’m getting annoyed I’m getting annoyed no you you be the coach now I don’t want to be the coach anymore

Play all right well then I then I’m then I’m I’m Good I don’t think he knows what he’s doing he was trying to just tell us in our film room that we shouldn’t to take threes and that might be because like when he first started watching basketball they didn’t have the three-point line guys want dis agree

That’s then then don’t then I won’t do you’re so anti-3 for no reason I’m not I was trying to make a point and and you’re being you’re being a SM me [ __ ] autistic Brad Stevens might be a little bit of an issue for us how about we try

To really focus on hitting the two especially if we have a major size advantage and we just focus on that as opposed to trying to be step the threes we miss we don’t miss they don’t hit anything and they out of B so let’s stop with this [ __ ] other than that once we

Get through him should be fine I think and I like the addition of Steve we didn’t have Steve last game I think he’s going to bring some athleticism for us and we’ll be pretty good and nothing against the team we played they were they were solid but they were just

Thrown together they had no time to prepare they didn’t know each other and they still tied us I think we’re in trouble I don’t know why I’m so nervous my heart is pumping on my chest for some reason about go so [ __ ] hard in the paint they thought 18 shots was too

Much never looked less athletic in my life ankle sucks biggest thing team needs to work on play smart tell them Billy like get a rebound wait a second then figure out give yourself that half second it’s one we really got to work on great intensity from the guys last time

Great energy need to play a lot smarter sh sh go We the second game of the season started off pretty evenly matched both teams were kind of trading buckets there for a little bit it was pretty clear right off the bat they had two or three guys that could play good defense there You got to keep the ball inside too guys starting to panic a little bit reaching out much get back in right now too let’s just [ __ ] have fun in let’s go everyone Dana if I’m going to yell at the ref let me yell at the ref we’re too

Uptight right now we want to win too bad right now we just got to get out of there and shoot take some shots we all kind of came in a little bit mad at Billy for shooting 4 for 18 we need Billy to be never on the three-point line but he’s playing out

There he just needed a little little coaching I he needed just just someone to kind of sit him down and it wasn’t just me it was the two hey don’t call for that bu five people on the court not one five he threw it late he thre it

Late we’re saying all week long we don’t need Billy to be this you know volume shooter I think Billy even knew I I you know Billy also understood you know he’s going to put up the front you know he thinks he can do anything at any time

But I think even he he knew it was like first game was a little much I think with a little bit of tough love we got through to Billy like hey man you know we love you we just need you to adapt your game style take what’s given to you here we

Go I we didn’t shoot great but uh we played great defense our defense is not bad they offense is horrendous they made some really good shots our offense is just horrible right [Applause] now I took a charge in a men’s league game yes I know Hardo whatever you have

To show that you have heart for this team it was a flop and a half I don’t care what he says it’s a flop here we go great job great job we are King on defense more offensive plays like that will right that [ __ ] Marty good [ __ ]

Dud dude there’s like there’s like two guys we could let let off your guy and let them shoot you guys are doing a great job on defense this is much improved the only we just got do about last play offense Great defense was incredible to half in this like you call the second quarter our offense really picked up great play looks great hustle um by everyone John Rich had a great rebound hubs was diing balls you had a great Ste like exactly like really good KJ has a

Great this is good stuff this is awesome no ass no got a little bone you got a little bone I was like well if you keep digging you you’ll see what happened there Bon there’s nothing start of the second half we continued to struggle Offensively you know we made a couple shots that kind of just kept us in the Game no more please I’m so bad at this game put it put it anyone needs to break at all you’re the guy so be ready I mean I did get two full possessions on court there but I mean got maybe two full possessions on court there but there was one guy who

Was killing us in the beginning of the game and I was just like yo let me take him shut him down he score once the rest of the Time shooting 27% is tough I don’t care like what you’re it doesn’t have to be basketball like 27% is brutal it was uh it was a grind go Billy first great pass keep up the intensity keep the great defense that’s going to win this the game great defense just like we’ve

Been doing put great defense we win we got to keep the defense up cannot but up for a second way too I remember I had an awful turnover tried to make like a cool no look past to Marty went out of bounds but then Nick

Saved my ass on the defensive end with a huge block to get us the ball backo Tempo good job the ball the ball the ball the [Applause] B they had to foul us and we got the ball to our boy jet ski and we hoped and prayed that our boy could shoot some three throws J N Jess’s our best shooter not always been a great jump shooter athletically I’m always there but even from the free

Throw line like don’t always consistently hit so I was definitely nervous and didn’t want the loss to be on my shoulders if it happened so first one I just kind of shot put Bank thank God like he’s the attention a little bit second one I think the Aderall must

Have kicked in cuz it was just onions man nothing but net and couldn’t have been a better feeling walked off feeling like you know Ray Allen hitting the corner three for a win so it was great they’re taking like too much time and there’s like 7 8 seconds [ __ ] without shooting we’re up Three I I I like I like it but we have to really at the right there 10 seconds or left on the clock does that make sense not before introduced we just introduced six different ideas and send them all back out onto the court hey hey hey

I talk a lot of [ __ ] about these college players NBA when I’m betting on them your brain goes scrambled when you’re out there you don’t know what Happen thank God they missed it cuz this whole video would have been about me if they hit it I went blank what are we thinking here these last two seconds Jesus Christ no matter what [Applause] every [Applause] Yes do not foul if you foul I’m benching in the first half of the next the next game I will Ben your out I will listen toach I’ll like be AE safy no F pressed to tell clber like what to do in that moment and in like all those last

Few minutes leading up to that game like he didn’t know to advance the ball he didn’t know how many timeouts gra he didn’t know when the call time out that was chaos these fouls going to have Bridges those imprints are going to be on his ass

Yeah let’s go boys that’s how you doing what you talking about do it I 10 in one baby boys that was close we really shouldn’t have made the free [Applause] throw hit that three it was in the air I won the fountain so bad but I don’t want

To be S for the first set of the game what a win boys free throw B free throw great defense great intense we played like that we be we’re undefeated 10 just just great I’m so happy be I’m very happy great I know we played great defense smart they you’re right

Basketball Q jums like 50 points between last week now it did like great urgency and that was a way better team than last week so I way better team and I love the um offensive what you guys reing hold sleep on us I guessed we were going to

Have one win this year we have one win and one tie we’re already we’re already beating the projections we can’t [ __ ] play more than 30 seconds without a foul or a whistle is he going to beat the [ __ ] out of us if we talk [ __ ] like could be a

Let down game it’s a let down game situation but go hey come on get your heads out of your [ __ ] ass I’m worried about him um I’m guessing it’s just a scam but I’m not a doctor went too hard in the paint and uh snap my ankle

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24 Comments

  1. Kenjac should never complain about playing time, has he seen himself on film? The guy can’t even time his jump when laying the ball up, and that travel was awful. He’s like the kid that made the team bc they needed to have a full roster, but should never be on the floor.

  2. Does billy realize that most good offensive rebounders have very high field goal percentages lol

  3. My takeaway – they have yet to determine anything where Billy is good at and Marty Mush is an idiot. Still thinks he is an athlete, doesn’t understand that 1 from 6 is worse than 4 from 18 is mind boggling. Dude had a basketball podcast…🙈

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